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BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1603
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

CraftyMomNoLies

banned from visiting, brotherly love, collapsed lung, consequences, CraftyMomNoLies, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Honesty, honesty vs loyalty, hospital visit, parenting challenges, protective brother, sibling bond, sibling relationships, sneaking out, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, uncle’s rules

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	883	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!

BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
New Chunks Explored:	419026	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	4

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Crops Grown:	7477	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9185	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	163
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Void Armor Forged:	17	Votes:	7957
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crops Grown:	6732
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!