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CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCrossroads, criticism, crossroads of history, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, leadership, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Politics, Protesters, Server, Speech, U.S. support, useful idiots, world events

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

comparison, Congress address, controversy, CraftyCreeperCongress, criticism, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government address, historical event, international relations, Israel, Netanyahu, Oct 7, Pearl Harbor, political statement, prime minister, Protesters, public address, Speech, united states, world leaders

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

best, Diagnosis, Doc, Dwarfs, DwarvenDocMD, fairytale, fictional characters, Friends, good doctor, Healthcare, Medical, medical history, narcolepsy, patient care, seven dwarves, sleep disorder, sleepy, sneezing, Sneezy, Symptoms, Treatment, unmanaged

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Farms Harvested:	223
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

Ag-driven, AgDriven, CD8+ T cell, Cell Proliferation, cells, chronic disease, clonal expansion, fatty liver disease, immune response, immune system, inflammation, liver damage, liver disease, liver health, liver inflammation, mash, MashCraft, metabolic disorders, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic syndrome, obesity-related, steatohepatitis, T-Cell activation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

antipsychotic, Bensedin, benzodiazepine, daily routine, dosage, Eftil, Healthcare, Leponex, long-term treatment, medication, MediCraft, meds, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Mood stabilizer, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, psychiatric medication, Server, side effects, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2585	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

90, alcohol, cleaning, cleaning products, crawling, disinfectant, Disturbing, flashed, hallucination, health, iso, IsoFlasher90, Mental, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Perception, Reality, sanitation, smp, surfaces, Visual, walls, WIPING

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

30s, acquaintance, aita, awkward, bar, C word, children, Considerate, Conversation, dog, Friends, funny story, gasped, Kids, KidzCraft, Leave, Minecraft, new girlfriend, phrased better, previous marriage, Server, split friends, Wife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Zombie Dances:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dimension Hops:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

access to healthcare, affordable care act, CraftyCare, Government, healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare economics, healthcare inequality, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, HealthQuest, insurance, opinion, Politics, public health, resistance, socialized medicine, united states, universal healthcare

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	52
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.