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ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8665
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Animals Bred:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9861
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.

ChunkyCraft: Where Big Beautiful Women and Super-Sized BBWs Rule the Minecraft Universe!

bbw, BBWs, Beautiful, big, big and beautiful, big beautiful woman, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curves, fat, health at every size, Minecraft, obese, overweight, plus size, rule, self esteem, self love, self-care, SSBBW, super sized, SuperSized, Universe, USSBBW, weight gain, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	170	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so fat they can’t see their feet anymore! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with oversized characters and massive builds that will leave you in stitches.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to embrace their inner chunkiness. We’ve got custom skins that make your character look like they’ve been hitting the buffet a little too hard, and our food-themed mini-games will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fat Cat, a giant feline who roams the land in search of snacks. Rumor has it that if you can find and feed the Fat Cat enough food, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful not to get squished under its massive paw!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hilarious as it is outrageous, come join us for the “So fat, she can’t see her feet anymore edition” – where the only thing bigger than our players is the amount of fun we have!

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	1067
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	62
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dimension Hops:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Farms Harvested:	440	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Votes:	9598
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	223
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
New Chunks Explored:	752285	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Votes:	6372
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	161	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!