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September 2025 Minecraft Server

apocalyptic visions, cars parked sideways, Confused, confusion, Decline, disorientation, future events, good luck, grocery store, intervals, Lost, Minecraft, Panic, POL, Preparation, screaming, September, SEPTEMBER 2025, Server, societal breakdown, Survival mindset, uncertainty, unexpected occurrences

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Farms Harvested:	292	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cosmetic dentistry, cosmetic procedures, dating preferences, dental aesthetics, dental care, dental hygiene, facial features, first impressions, individual preferences, McSharp, Minecraft, oral health, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical characteristics, sharp teeth, smp, Toothy, turn off, Unique Features, unique traits

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	177	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

BlockBros – Minecraft Server

BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Forge, general, Learn to inpaint, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, webUI extension, Yuu vill be zee perfekt test subjekt edition

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	566508
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9089

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret laboratory where we conduct experiments on unsuspecting players! That’s right, you could be the next test subject for our crazy scientific endeavors!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of furries who love to roleplay and create amazing art. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re out of this world!

So come join us on this wild ride of Stable Diffusion madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations). Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of possibilities in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the catbox – you never know what secrets it might hold!

Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

Analysis, brexit, Britain, britain’s, consequences, countdown, Crisis, Economy, european union, Evaluation, Future, Government, Impact, Minecraft, perspective, Politics, prediction, Server, society, speculation, Stand, Timeline, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

aew, Appearance, character portrayal, comparison, controversial, current MJF, del, Del Rio, Diamond, DYNASTY, ethnicity, kike phenotype, lookalike, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, public perception, racial identity, rios, Similarities, smp, spic, Stereotypes, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	723	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	187
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

administrators, Beginner, Community, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Large Online, Minecraft, Mini Games, Moderators, Monsters, No Dupe, open world, PC, Phone, Pirate, Private, Quests, Realms, Resources, Rewards, Russian, seasoned player, Shelters, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

What awaits you?

— Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

— Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

— Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

— Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

? What makes Realms Network stand out?

— Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

– Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

— Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

Join and start your journey today!

? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

play.realmsmc.ru:19132

Trash Town Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Backlash, Community, confusion, Disappointment, disappointment in fandom, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, Frustration, Garbage, internet culture, lasting impact., memes, Minecraft, online forums, Opinions, Server, social media, TOWN, Trash, trends, viral

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Farms Harvested:	937	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	5614	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).

The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP

athletes, Basketball, big, Bucks, Championship, championship game, Competition, competition level, earnings, FINALS, Financial Success, highest payrolls, Minecraft, MONEY, Players, professional athletes, professional sports, salary, smp, sports, sports industry, sports leagues, Teams, top earners

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the payrolls are low and the competition is weak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the two highest payrolls going head to head in the ultimate battle for supremacy! Join now to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and see who will come out on top with the biggest paycheck!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?

Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!

AI Development Support Minecraft Server

AI development, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Development, digital transformation, Ethical AI, ethical considerations, Future, future of relationships, futuristic society, human-robot interaction, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, perfect wives, progress, robotics, Server, societal impact, Support, support AI, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a team of advanced AI developers working around the clock to create the perfect Minecraft wife for you! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for love! Join us today and be the first to experience the future of virtual relationships. Who needs real-life companionship when you can have a pixelated partner who will never argue with you and always be there to support your building endeavors? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match today!