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Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Farms Harvested:	496
Void Gems Collected:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Void Armor Forged:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
New Chunks Explored:	99662	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Votes:	8472
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
New Chunks Explored:	381045	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1585

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	130	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3814	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?