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The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Votes:	8344
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

BagCraft – Where Blue Archives Come to Life! #5199

4koma, archives, BagCraft, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Defense, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Life, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	2892	Votes:	6329
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Grand Assault events that will make your diamond armor shake in fear!

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can battle it out while slurping noodles with your friends. And don’t even get us started on the Joint Firing Drill (Defense)Toki, Nagisa, Koyuki, Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, Nodoka, Megu, Ui, Hinata, and more, you’ll be the envy of all your blocky buddies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those pesky Creepers – they’re the real griefers here.

World Wreckers: Prideful Deconstructionists

Accept, approach, Attention, biologically inclined, CHIVALROUS, deconstruct everything, Deconstructionists, entire worlds, entitled, gender dynamics, have pride, Impress, Jester, male cattle, Men, Need, no point, one true love, Prideful, pursue dating, romantic relationship, slide into the dms, socially inflicted, statistic, Traditional, western sensibility, Women, world, Wreckers

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further! Join our server where women are not “entitled” to your attention and men are not “biologically inclined” to approach women. We believe in breaking traditional gender dynamics and chivalrous behavior.

On our server, you don’t need to impress anyone or perpetuate western sensibilities. You are not a jester, you are a Minecraft warrior! And who says you need to be in a romantic relationship?

When you slide into the dms on our server, you’re just becoming another statistic – but a cool one! You don’t have to accept that you’re male cattle, you can avoid it entirely. The bulk of your desire to pursue dating is socially inflicted – so why not break free from it?

So, if someone isn’t your ONE TRUE LOVE, then there is NO POINT – except for joining our hilarious and rebellious Minecraft server!

MadokaCraft: Where griefing is magical and creepers are our news reporters!

#announcement, Anime, async, Charset., CREEPERS, Entertainment, Exedra, gacha, Gacha game, Game, Griefing, Madoka, Madoka news, MadokaCraft, MAGICAL, mobile game, News, Platform, Reporters, script, social media, twitter, Updates, UTF-8., Widgets

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Farms Harvested:	808
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the creepers are meaner! 🌱💥

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and blocky shenanigans! 🚀🔥

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a diamond mine so big, they had to call for backup just to carry all the loot! 💎🤑

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! 🐉🔥

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on a blocky adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🎮

Blocky Bonanza: {{NOVEMBER 4TH}}

#BigDay, #CalendarAlert, #CantMiss, #ImportantDate, #MakeItCount, #MarkTheDay, #MarkYourCalendars, #MemorableDay, #NeverBeTheSame, #November4th, #RememberThisDate, #SaveTheDate, 4th, blocky, bonanza, Calendar, consequences, Event, Impactful, Lifechanging, November, reminder, Significant, unforgettable

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft server like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and creeper unicorns as you explore a world filled with diamond-encrusted caves and enchanted forests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for glittering emeralds and rainbow-colored obsidian.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the Pixelated Pizza Palace, where the toppings are always extra cheesy and the crust is made of solid redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Mark your calendars and join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “Consequences will never be the same!”

2025 Eurotrip Adventures: Minecraft Madness

2025, Adventure, Adventures, anticipation, bucket list, countdown, culture, dream trip, Europe, Eurotrip, Excited, Exploring, Itinerary, Journey, long trail, madness, Minecraft, Overseas, Planning, SightSeeing, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8473
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Towns Built:	6
Votes:	7213	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft journey of your life? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride through the virtual world like never before!

🌍 Imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the year 2025, where Minecraft has evolved into a mind-blowing virtual reality experience. The graphics are so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually on a Eurotrip!

🚀 But that’s not all! Our server is equipped with time-traveling portals that will take you to different eras and dimensions within the game. One minute you’re in medieval times battling dragons, the next you’re in a futuristic city fighting off alien invaders.

🤯 And get this – we have custom mods that allow you to ride on the back of a giant chicken, shoot lasers from your eyes, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who needs a real Eurotrip when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft?

VShojo+ Craft: Where Anime Girls Rule the Blocks!

#youtube, Anime, blocks, Craft, ex-member discussion, froot, geega, Girls, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, mochi, Mochi’s Tits Edition, Mouse, rule, souchou, twitch, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	7717
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	130
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Farms Harvested:	432	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to Mochi’s Tits Edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Froot that will blow your mind! Join us and hang out with GEEGA who will make you laugh until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Haruka who will show you the secrets of the universe and Henya who is basically a genius in disguise. Don’t forget about Hime who will lead you on epic adventures and Kson who will make you question reality.

And that’s not all! Join us for some fun with Kuro who will keep you on your toes and Mata who will blow your mind with their skills. Hang out with Mel who will bring some melody to your life and of course, Mochi who will… well, let’s just say you have to see it to believe it.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Mouse who will make you squeak with joy and Zen who will bring some zen to your chaotic Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Mochi’s Tits Edition!

Crafty Nightmares 2: Electric Boogaloo

Board, Boogaloo, Characters, Community, competitive, Crafty, discussion, Electric, Fighting Game, gameplay, Gaming, Mechanics, News, Nightmares, ONLINE, online play, strategy, Thread, Tips, Tournament, Tricks, under night, Updates, video game

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	4900	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of flying cows and exploding chickens . Don’t worry, they’re friendly explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can find it. Rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpankCraft: Where Kids Learn the Hard Way!

Abuse, aggression, Behavior, bullying, child development, children, consequences, culture, discipline, discipline techniques, emotional well being, generation, HARD, Kids, learn, mental health, parenting, Parenting styles, physically disciplining, punishment, society, SpankCraft, Trauma, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Crops Grown:	7198	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in tough love and physical discipline for all players! Join us and toughen up those soft kids who can’t handle a little virtual spanking . Our server is the perfect place to teach kids some real life lessons like resilience, perseverance, and how to handle getting knocked down and getting back up again. Plus, our PvP battles will have you feeling like a warrior in no time! So come on, join us and show those wimpy kids what it means to be a true Minecraft player!

CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move Counts!

battle chess, candidates, CheckmateCraft, Chess, chess community, chess edition, chess forum, Chess General, chess multiplayer, chess online, chess thread, Chess tournaments, chess video games, Counts, lichess, Move, Online Multiplayer, online play, sub edition, Tournaments, video games, Vietnamese basket weaving forum, weekend tournaments

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	91810	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chess to a whole new level with our Battle Chess edition! Forget boring old chess, here you can literally battle it out on a chess board with your friends.

Join us and become a chess master in our Candidates sub edition, where only the bravest and most strategic players survive. But that’s not all – we also have weekend tournaments where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our team, the Vietnamese Basket Weaving Forum. Why basket weaving, you ask? Well, because on our server, we believe in combining the ancient art of basket weaving with the modern game of chess for the ultimate gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft chess like never before. Join us now and prepare for the craziest chess battles of your life!

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Star Shards Collected:	166
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?