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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7769 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9703 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.