UselessBenchmarks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HangryCraft

Agreement, anger, Apology, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, Disappointment, Disrespect, expensive ingredients, groceries, HangryCraft, misunderstanding, overreact, reaction, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate misunderstanding, Selfishness, Yelling

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2417	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where sharing is caring…unless it comes to sharing food! 🍔🍕

Join us for epic battles over who gets the last pork chop or the final slice of cake! Our players take their food seriously, so be prepared to defend your dinner with all your might! 💪🍗

Experience the thrill of cooking up a feast, only to have it devoured by your sneaky roommate who claims they were “just really hungry.” Will you explode in a fit of rage like our player here, or will you find a way to peacefully coexist in our food-focused world? 🍽️😡

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate culinary showdowns on our server! Just remember, when it comes to food, all bets are off! 🤣🍖🍰

Believe It or Not Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	4323	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends because they don’t believe your wild stories? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can finally let your freak flag fly!

Join us and tell everyone about the time you rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and came out victorious. Or how about the time you built a roller coaster that launched players straight into the Nether? Oh, and let’s not forget the time you tamed a pack of wolves and led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom.

So if you’re ready to show off your epic Minecraft skills and finally get the recognition you deserve, join our server now and start spinning those unbelievable tales! Who knows, maybe this time people will actually believe you. 😉

CreepCrafters

Alarming, anxiety, CreepCrafters, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Panic, petrifying, Phobia, Scared, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you scared of the dark? Creeped out by spiders? Terrified of heights? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all your worst nightmares waiting for you! Join us if you dare to face your fears and conquer them in the virtual world. From haunted houses to treacherous caves, our server is filled with jump scares and spooky surprises around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to scream… I mean, mine!

HamasHatersMC

activism, Civil unrest, Conflict, freedom of speech, gaza, Hamas, HamasHatersMC, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Oppression, Palestinian, political turmoil, protest, resistance, resistance movement, social justice, violence, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! if you’re tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement, then come join our epic Minecraft server where the war between Gazans and Hamas is raging on!

we’ve got crazy battles, explosive TNT wars, and even secret underground tunnels to explore. you never know what you’ll find in this chaotic world of blocky warfare.

plus, the Gazans are getting more and more fed up with Hamas, so you can join in on the rebellion and help overthrow the oppressive regime. who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some intense action on our server. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

MindlessCraft

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive decline, digital age, future of technology, human dependency on technology, human error, human evolution, human intelligence, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, MindlessCraft, progress, reliance on technology, robotics, self-aware machines, Smart Devices, technological advancements, technological singularity, Technology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Potions Brewed:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll get a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles and turns all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, because who doesn’t love a little danger with their fun?

our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. we once had a staring contest with a group of Endermen and let’s just say, we won by a landslide.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Nu Towny: Where Villagers are the real MVPs and Creepers are just misunderstood

Balanced Economy, barter, challenge, Community, Competitions, CREEPERS, Custom Plugins, dungeons arenas, Enchantments, Events, Giveaways, misunderstood, mobs, MVPS, newbie, player-driven, Plugins, real, Shops, Skills, smp, Thriving Community, Towny, Trade, Unique Features, Veteran, villagers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Server Name	Nu Towny
Server Type	Towny Survival
IP Address	104.36.20.170
Bedrock/Console Port	25565

Overview

Welcome to Nu Towny! Experience a brand new take on the classic Towny survival with a twist. In Nu Towny, we’ve taken the traditional Minecraft gameplay and enhanced it with unique features, custom plugins, and a player-driven economy.

Features

Towny: Start your own town or join an existing one
Economy: Balanced and player-driven economy
Dungeons: Custom arenas for testing your skills
Events: Regular community events, competitions, and giveaways
Custom Plugins: Enhance gameplay with unique plugins

FAQ

What is Nu Towny?

Nu Towny is a Minecraft server that offers a unique take on the classic Towny survival gameplay, with custom features and plugins.

How do I join Nu Towny?

You can join Nu Towny by using the IP address 104.36.20.170 and the Bedrock/Console port 25565.

What features does Nu Towny offer?

Nu Towny offers AdvancedEnchantments, Towny for creating or joining towns, a player-driven economy, custom dungeons, regular events, and custom plugins.

Can I start my own town in Nu Towny?

Yes, you can start your own town or join an existing one in Nu Towny. Build your dream home and create a thriving community with other players.

Are there regular events on Nu Towny?

Yes, Nu Towny hosts regular community events, competitions, and giveaways to keep the gameplay exciting for all players.

How can I enhance my gameplay on Nu Towny?

You can enhance your gameplay on Nu Towny with custom plugins, unique mobs, custom enchants, and more features that are exclusive to the server.

StreamRabbit’s Minecraft Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Burrow, cuddly, cute, fluffy tail, für, herbivore, Hop, lagomorph, long ears, mammal, Minecraft, no stream, pet, Rabbit, Server, Shy.., StreamRabbits, TWITCHY, twitchy nose, Whiskers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Farms Harvested:	312
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no stream rabbits? Well, look no further because our server is FILLED with stream rabbits! These adorable bunnies will follow you around and provide moral support as you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, a mythical creature that roams the snowy biomes and challenges players to epic snowball fights. Defeat the Blocky Yeti and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted snow shovel!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. The winner gets a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Hogan’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#announcement, 2024.., American politics, BLOCK, Candidate, future plans, HES GONNA RUN, Hogan, Hogans, hulk hogan, iconic figure, legend, Minecraft, Party, political campaign, Presidential election, professional wrestling, Server, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, tweet, WrestleOps, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, it’s time to put on your spandex and show off your wrestling moves!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event every Friday night where the winner gets a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with rare items and diamonds worth millions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to rumble in the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for the creeper referee, he’s known for making some questionable calls.

Mom’s Minecraft Ultimatum Server

accusing, aita, Angry, Argument, autism, Boundaries, Conversations, feeling bad, Frustrated, groggy, interrogation, Listening, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, questions, Server, setting boundaries, silent treatment, social limit, Space, Ultimatum

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and never have to worry about your mum giving you the silent treatment for setting boundaries! Join us for a wild adventure where you can run 10k late at night, cook chicken tenders in an air fryer, and listen to music without anyone interrogating you about chocolate cake. Our server is the perfect place for all those who need space after a long conversation or just want to avoid family drama. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

PrettyCraft – SonApproved

career, Chores, Dance, Degree, Doctor, education, Engineering, Expectations, family, Job, Living at home, moving out, Music, parenting, Potential, PrettyCraft, Prospects, Realistic, rules, Son, SonApproved, Support

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8322
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a tall, athletic, handsome young man with a degree? Look no further! Join our server where we value your potential and give you the freedom to live how you want, as long as you don’t expose us to your partners’ orgasms (or your own, for that matter).

Our server rules are simple: 1. Be self-supporting in-game. 2. Help with virtual chores. 3. Keep your virtual love life private.

We have a variety of players, from doctors to dancers to engineers, all trying to figure out their virtual futures. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – we’ll tell you that you’re pretty and guide you towards success. Just like in real life, right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe find a virtual sugar mama or daddy along the way. Who knows, you might just rock your virtual MCAT and become the next virtual success story!