UselessBenchmarks – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

HitWonder SMP

#earworm, 90s, artist, catchy, chart topper, flash in the pan, fleeting fame, Forgotten, guilty pleasure, hit song, HitWonder, iconic, memorable, Music, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, pop, Radio, Singalong, smp, Throwback, top 40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all dance to the sweet tunes of “Who Let the Dogs Out” on repeat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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CraftyQuarterShop

chance discovery, CraftyQuarterShop, financial blessing, financial luck, financial surprise, fortunate find, fortunate luck, fortunate windfall, found money, lucky break, lucky day, lucky money, money blessing, money found, money luck, pocket change, serendipity, small change, unexpected discovery, unexpected luck, unexpected windfall

So you just stumbled upon a whole quarter on the ground, huh? Well, forget about buying snacks or saving up for a rainy day – why not use that sweet, sweet cash to join our epic Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade that quarter for a virtual diamond sword that shoots lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and gain the ability to fly without wings.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quarter of destiny guide you to greatness!

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Milei’s Shocking Server – Minecraft Server

argentina, economic crisis, economic reform, government policies, inflation, Mileis, Minecraft, poverty alleviation, poverty impact, poverty levels, poverty management, poverty rate, poverty rate increase, poverty reduction, poverty solutions, poverty spike, poverty statistics, poverty trends, President Milei, Server, shock therapy, Shocking.., social inequality, unemployment

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of argentina’s economy! president milei’s shock therapy got everyone going crazy, but on our server, you can build a mansion made of gold blocks and never worry about poverty again! we promise no economic crises, just endless fun and blocky adventures. come join us and leave the real world behind, because who needs money when you have diamonds in minecraft, amirite?

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CraftyBuilders: IsraelInvasion

construction, construction industry, CraftyBuilders, economic growth, employment, foreign workers, immigration, India, Indian workers, international relations, Israel, IsraelInvasion, job market, Job Opportunities, Labor, labor shortage, Recruitment, skilled labor, skilled trades, skilled workers, work visa, Workforce

Yo, imagine dis: a Minecraft server where we need 10,000 skilled construction workers from India to help us build the most epic virtual world ever! We ain’t messin’ around, we need them pro builders to come in and make our server shine brighter than a diamond block in the sun.

Join us and be part of the craziest construction crew in Minecraft history. We got diamond pickaxes for days, unlimited resources, and a whole bunch of creepers to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will be making a surprise appearance to check out our mad building skills.

So if you’re ready to show off your building chops and help us create a virtual paradise, come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. Let’s do this, India!

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32 Below Writing Server

ancient calendars, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Calendar, calendar systems, chronological order, Confusing, date confusion, date writing, Historical accuracy, historical dates, historical dating, historical records, numerical system, Server, time calculation, time measurement, timekeeping, timekeeping systems, Writing, writing dates, year below 32

join our epic minecraft server where the year is always below 32 and dates are a total mindf*ck! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story, bro. but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest diamond blocks that sparkle like a disco ball on steroids. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and endless possibilities. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

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FlameCraft: Hot & Dry South America

America, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Deforestation, drought, DRY, ecological impact, environmental impact, extreme weather, fire risk, FlameCraft, global warming, heatwaves, hot, natural disasters, research, South, south america, South American climate, South American ecosystems, study, temperature rise, weather patterns, Wildfire

come join our server, where the only thing hotter than South America is our epic Minecraft battles! we have tripled the fun since 1970, just like the number of days that are extremely hot, dry, and fiery! build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown in a world that’s as lit as a forest fire in the Amazon! don’t miss out on the sizzling action, join now and let’s burn it up together! 🔥🔥🔥

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MineCraft Server: /gig/ – Genshin Impact General

#youtube, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, CLAYMORE, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, general, genshin, genshin impact, genshin impact general, gig, Impact, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Polearm, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, twitch, Version 5.1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Join us for an epic adventure filled with more twists and turns than Raiden Shogun’s business dealings! Our current character banner includes Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – talk about a star-studded lineup!

But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner features the Fang of the Mountain King and the Engulfing Lightning – perfect for taking down mobs in style. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think they’re a permanent feature.

Need more reasons to join? How about redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “EpicGenshin2024”? And if that’s not enough, we’ve got useful links to Wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and more – everything you need to dominate the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and let the madness begin!

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Ready For Reverse Trap Kino Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime trope, Character development, COSPLAY, crossdressing, Entertainment, Gender Identity, Gender-Bender, Japanese culture, Kino, LGBTQ, Minecraft, non-binary, Otaku, plot twist, Ready, Reverse, Reverse TRAP, smp, subversion, Transgender, trap, trap character, Unconventional

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have reverse trap kino that will blow your mind and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling giant chickens with laser eyes. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of his wand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Dance the night away in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and grooving to sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with reverse trap kino and absurd adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

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ConfidentCraft SMP: ColorfulVibes

Appearance, clothing, color psychology, ColorfulVibes, colors, Confidence, ConfidentCraft, emotions, empowerment, fashion, fashion choices, Individuality, Outfit, personal style, Personality, Psychology, self esteem, self-assured, self-confidence, Self-expression, smp, Style, Wardrobe

Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Do you want to stand out and show off your unique style? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who wear the most confident colors! That’s right, if you’re not rocking neon pink and lime green armor, then you’re not welcome here.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught wearing boring old iron armor when everyone else is strutting their stuff in glittery diamond gear.

So come on, show us your true colors and join our server today. Who knows, you might just become the fashion icon of the Minecraft world!

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MomDontMinePastBedtime

bizarre rules, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood memories, discipline, family, family dynamics, funny rules, Household, household regulations, MomDontMinePastBedtime, odd rules, Parental authority, parental control, Parenting styles, parents, quirky rules, ridiculous rules, strange rules, strict rules, upbringing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes! Our unique feature allows you to train your pigs to do backflips and shoot lasers out of their eyes – trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond chicken nugget!

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