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GoogleCraft: Where Creepers are just misunderstood Googlers trying to find their search results

aggregator sites, algorithmic search, Algorithms, biases, content theft, CREEPERS, decline in functionality, Digital Marketing, Find, GOOGLE, GoogleCraft, Googlers, internet trends, misunderstood, noise to signal ratio, online content, privacy issues, Results, search, search engine, Seo, social engineering, useless websites, user experience, viable replacement, web development

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Love Letters Sent:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	808	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of searching for answers on Google only to be bombarded with useless information and biased results? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the only algorithm you need to worry about is how to build the craziest creations.

Forget about Google’s shenanigans, on our server, you can explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity without any restrictions. Build a castle made entirely out of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge a group of zombies to a dance-off – the choice is yours!

So why waste your time sifting through the internet when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated fun? Trust us, once you step foot into our virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLunch4USorry

collaborative project, Courtesy, demanding, Effort, free work, local shop, lunch, MONEY, nice person, NoLunch4USorry, out of line, personal time, pissed off, Session, Shocked, SNACKS, thanked, Water, wrong

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of entitled players demanding free lunch on Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any hangry gamers! Join us for a wild ride where you won’t be guilt-tripped into buying food for strangers in the virtual world. Our community is all about sharing resources and working together without any lunchtime drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic creations without the pressure of being the server’s personal chef!

RuinedCraft Minecraft Server

destroyed trust, Minecraft, ruined chances, ruined dreams, ruined events, ruined expectations, ruined experiences, ruined future, ruined happiness, ruined joy, ruined outcomes, ruined plans, ruined possibilities, ruined potential, ruined projects, ruined prospects, ruined relationships, ruined reputation, ruined success, RuinedCraft, Server, spoiled opportunities, tarnished image

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Divine Spears Created:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Potions Brewed:	92	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where everything was peaceful and harmonious. Players were building epic structures, farming crops, and taming wolves. But then, one player decided to unleash a horde of creepers in the main town, causing chaos and destruction everywhere. The admins tried to contain the situation, but it was too late. The once beautiful town was now a crater-filled wasteland.

But fear not, for this server rose from the ashes like a phoenix, with even more epic adventures and craziness awaiting you. Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig, or battling a giant zombie chicken boss with a diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

NoFucksCraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a fig, couldn’t give a flying fuck, couldn’t give a hoot, couldn’t give a rat’s ass, couldn’t give a toss, couldn’t give two figs, couldn’t give two hoots, couldn’t give two shits, Detachment, disinterest, Disregard, indifference, insouciance, lack of interest, NoFucksCraft, nonchalance, not caring, unconcern

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2105	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Animals Bred:	179	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks, or participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself!

We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant slime and bounce your way through the world, or even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around wherever you go.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig steed blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyCashCatastrophe

budgeting, cost effective, CraftyCashCatastrophe, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial literacy, financial loss, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial strategies, frugal living, ineffective spending, losing money, money loss, money management, money mistakes, money saving tips, poor investments, saving money, Wasteful Spending, wealth management

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Star Shards Collected:	291	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

yo, u ever wanted to lose money in the most cost-effective way possible? well, do i have the server for u! join us and watch as your virtual coins disappear faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”

we got a whole community of players who have mastered the art of losing money in the most ridiculous ways possible. from building giant statues made entirely of gold blocks to organizing elaborate treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, our players know how to make that virtual bank account go poof!

join our server and experience the thrill of watching your hard-earned coins vanish into thin air. who needs diamonds when u can have the satisfaction of knowing u wasted all your money on virtual nonsense? come join us and see for yourself why we are the number one destination for all your money-losing needs.

GO TO THE SERVE I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE Minecraft server

ANYTHING.., Ban, can, Do, Don, Existence, free, Imagine, Minecraft, Never, No Rules, Players, PvP, Reset, Server, wipe, world, Years

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mines Excavated:	3059
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules whatsoever. You can’t get banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of existence, there has never been a wipe on the server.

195.201.204.247:25684

Experium SMP: Where we take Vanilla to the next level! Join us for a wild ride on our 1.21 server! Ages 18+ only!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mines Excavated:	2818	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	5026

About Experium SMP
The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

About Experium SMP

The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

Member Requirements
Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members Be able to remain active Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player Have decently good Minecraft building skills Age 18+ Speak English

Server Rules
Show respect to all other members and their in-game creations No griefing other members No taking the resources of other members without permission No cheaty mods/hacks No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT Keep builds lag-friendly

Server Details
Version: 1.21 Edition: Java Difficulty: Hard Host: Apex Hosting Server Location: West Coast, US

Datapacks
Multiplayer Sleep AFK Name Display More Mob Heads Player Heads Wandering Trader Armor Stand Statues Silence Mobs Coordinate HUD Nether Portal Coordinates Track Statistics Track Raw Statistics Anti-Enderman Grief Unlock All Recipes

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I apply to join Experium SMP?

You can apply by filling out the application form at this link: https://forms.gle/EykiELGCfCdWMuck8

2. What are the member requirements for joining Experium SMP?

Members must have Discord, be willing to voice chat, be active, be experienced in Minecraft, have good building skills, be 18+, and speak English.

3. What are the server rules on Experium SMP?

Rules include showing respect to others, no griefing, obtaining permission for resources, no cheaty mods, no duping, and keeping builds lag-friendly.

4. Where is the Experium SMP server hosted?

The server is hosted by Apex Hosting and is located on the West Coast of the US.

5. What version of Minecraft does Experium SMP run on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.

TroonOut Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, children, consequences, discipline, family, Fatherhood, guidance, long tail, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting tips, Respect, Server, Sons, teach, troon, Troonout, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Votes:	820	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of your sons hogging the computer all day? Well, on our server, you can “troon” them out and have the ultimate gaming experience all to yourself! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your own kids in the virtual world. Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky adventures with strangers instead? Join now and say goodbye to sharing the computer forever!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, big, body image, crazycraft, disgust, disgusted, dude, Hands, Help, Insecurity, losing sanity, mental health, Minecraft, mood, Obsession, rip off, self esteem, self-consciousness, self-hatred, Server, Support, Therapy, veiny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being haunted by your own monstrous hands? Do you wish you could escape the horror of your own body? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your hands are pixelated and perfectly proportioned. Say goodbye to the nightmare of your veiny, disgusting hands and say hello to a world where you can build, explore, and forget about your real-life hand woes. Trust us, it’s better than therapy. Join now and start your journey to hand liberation!

CraftyCanineCuisine

animal welfare, bulldog, Chronic pain, college graduates, CraftyCanineCuisine, dog food, fast metabolism, financial situation, food pantry, insult, intervention, neglect, pet support program, Prideful, roommate, Sake, shepherd mix, study abroad, Toes, underweight dog

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special quest called “Feed the Dog”! Join us and help save Jack’s emaciated bulldog-shepherd mix by collecting dog kibble from the villagers and feeding him until he’s no longer a walking skeleton.

But beware, Jack is a prideful player and may see your efforts as an insult. Will you risk stepping on his toes to save this poor pup? Or will you let him continue to suffer in a dark house with nothing to do?

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual dog food and show Jack how it’s done! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a mission to save a Minecraft dog in need.

CraftyGrad Minecraft Server

CraftyGrad, future planning, graduating high school, impact on life, life choices, life transitions, life-changing choices, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, post-graduation, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, unconventional decisions, unconventional journey, unconventional path, unexpected outcomes, unexpected turns, unique experiences, unusual decision

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Votes:	7456	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Are you tired of making boring decisions in life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and make the most unusual decisions like building a house out of diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies.

One player joined our server right after graduating high school and decided to become a professional chicken farmer in the game. Little did they know, their chicken empire would become so massive that they were able to trade eggs for diamonds with other players. Now they’re the richest player on the server and have a chicken army at their disposal.

So if you want to spice up your life with some crazy decisions and epic adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next chicken tycoon of the virtual world.