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TinyTrollsCraft: Where we settle all debates about Tiny10 and Tiny11 in the most ridiculous ways possible!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	111
Ores Mined:	3224	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5265	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Tiny10 and Tiny11.

Have you ever had your computer become sluggish after just six months of using Windows 10 or 11? It’s like a curse, I tell you! But fear not, for Tiny10 and Tiny11 are here to save the day! These magical versions of Windows are like a breath of fresh air for your computer, making it run smoother than a baby’s bottom.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do Tiny10 and Tiny11 fix all your computer problems, but they also come with a guarantee that they are 100% free of malware. That’s right, no pesky viruses or spyware to worry about here!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wonders of Tiny10 and Tiny11 for yourself. Say goodbye to sluggish computers and hello to endless hours of gaming fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Votes:	833
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Endless Night Skies:	2
Emeralds Found:	4462	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	697
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

1.19.3, Active, Adventure, BUILD, bunes, Community, Economy, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5647
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ores Mined:	3762

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Country Boy Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Beliefs, Boy, Country, critique, culture, debate, discussion, Evaluation, Government, Impact, influence, leader, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, perspective on him, Politics, Reflection, smp, society, Thoughts, Views

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	617
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Creative Drugs Minecraft Server

Artistic, artistic flow, brain enhancement, cognitive enhancement, Creative, creative process, creativity, developers, Drugs, Focus, Game, imagination, innovation, inspiration, long term creativity, mental clarity, Minecraft, motivation, performance enhancement, pharmaceuticals, problem solving, productivity, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Seriously, we’re pretty sure the developers were on some next-level drugs when they came up with this place. And guess what? We’ve got an unlimited supply of those drugs for all our players!

Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!