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Pixelated LOLs: ‘Screen Cap This’ Minecraft Server

$450 per hour, Africa, arabic, CAP, Happy, hired, laborers, Leave, lols, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Move, new language, pajeets, pixelated, Prepare, Screen, screen cap, Server, top bucks, undeveloped nations, useless slaves, West, White boys, work

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	996	Farms Harvested:	101
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	636310
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race of the Western world? Do you dream of a life where you can make top bucks while living in exotic locales? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.

So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Falling into the Void:	1

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5093	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Emeralds Found:	190
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	9
Buildings Constructed:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	3

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

DuoCraft: Memorable & Fun

artists, bands, Celebrity Duos, Celebrity Trios, Duo vs Trio, DuoCraft, duos, Entertainment, Fun, Groups, Harmony, memorable, Music, Music (Industry), Musical Duos, Musical Trios, Performance, pop culture, Singers, talent, Trios, vocalists

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where duos are more memorable than trios! why settle for three when you can have two and make it twice as fun?! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. we have a secret underground base where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the chickens. join us and witness the epic battle of the farm animals! our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Brain Block Server

Adults, anxiety disorders, BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain mapping, brain regions, findings, mental health, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, neural connectome, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, research, Server, study, suicidality, Suicide prevention, Suicide risk

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz we got the most lit brain connectivity across 86 brain regions, just like those suicidal peeps in that study! we got mood and anxiety disorders for days, so if you wanna feel like you’re in a science experiment while playing minecraft, this is the place for you! plus, we got over 500 people running around, some with mental health conditions and some without, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into! join now for a brain-bending good time!

Poland Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, choice-based, Conspiracy, Craft, Cyberpunk, deus ex, dystopian, Espionage, Exploration, First Person Shooter, futuristic, game review, Immersive, Minecraft, narrative driven, open world, Poland, RPG, Server, stealth, Story-Driven, Technology

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2256
Farms Harvested:	151	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!

Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).

But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Macro Micro Minecraft SMP

Creatures, creepy, Edition, eerie, FANTASY, Ghostly, Halloween, Horror, macro, MICRO, Minecraft, Monsters, October, Roleplay, size difference, smp, spooky, Spooky Month, Supernatural, transformation, Trash, Writebin

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ores Mined:	4966
Dimension Hops:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP is here to give you the heeby-jeebies! Join us for a wild ride filled with haunted mansions, ghostly mobs, and jump scares around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to spook unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate ghost hunter?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of being chased by zombies in pumpkin costumes, we also offer exclusive in-game events like the annual Pumpkin Carving Contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a haunted server farm that’s rumored to be built on top of an ancient burial ground? Spooky, right?

So come on down to our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP and prepare to have the fright of your life! Just make sure to bring a spare pair of diamond armor because things are about to get real creepy up in here.

WeddingDressDrama

attachment, Budget, compromise, Contribute, custom made, family, Memories, Peace, preserving, refusal, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sharing, sister, Special, Style, tight budget, unreasonable, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crops Grown:	2972
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of preserving sentimental items, just like this player’s wedding dress! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about someone asking to borrow your diamond armor for their big day.

On our server, we have a special “Sentimental Items Preservation Society” where we honor the memories attached to your most prized possessions. No need to lend out your enchanted sword or rare items to save someone a few diamonds – we’ve got your back!

So come join us on this server where we respect your boundaries and understand the value of your in-game treasures. And remember, on our server, it’s all about keeping the peace and having a good time without any drama over borrowed items.

PretendRichKidMC SMP

conspicuous consumption, facade, Fake, flaunting.., high society, image-conscious, keeping up appearances, luxury, materialistic, ostentatious, Phony, Poser, pretending, PretendRichKidMC, Rich, Show off, smp, social climbing, status symbol, superficial, WANNABE, wealth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	277	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!