🍆💦Useless NPC Minecraft Servers

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

big impact, Decision making, impactful decisions, important choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, life-changing decisions, LifeChangedByMinecraft, major impact, minor decisions, personal growth, pivotal moments, seemingly small decision, significant changes, significant events, small choices, smp, transformative choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

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So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

amazing, awe-inspiring, beauty, Breathtaking, crystal clear, Elemental, Epic, ESSENTIAL, invigorating, life-giving, life-sustaining, Majestic, Minecraft, Nature, Powerful, Pure, Refreshing, rejuvenating, Serene, Server, Tranquil, Water

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Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

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come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	228
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	3775	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Insane Useless NPC Minecraft Servers

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

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TipsyCraft

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CraftyBlockWars

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Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Whores in Minecraft SMP

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CraftyDecisions SMP

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MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	274
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	74903
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	2091
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Star Shards Collected:	90	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	2