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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 675
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Potions Brewed: 185 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Ores Mined: 1268
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 7820
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 273 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

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    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 891
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Star Shards Collected: 300
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 7910
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4708
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 552
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Villages Defended: 20 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 5886
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 7554
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4625
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 141
    Towns Built: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 122
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 3288
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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