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Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Farms Harvested:	481	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ores Mined:	3549	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Farms Harvested:	484	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Towns Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Potions Brewed:	143
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Votes:	9433
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3943	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7591	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

102694489, answers, BIZARRE, Community, Curious, discussion, forum, funny, Help, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, odd, Old, questions, quirky, Random, silly, smp, sqt, stupid, stupid questions, Thread, weird

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!