The Unemployed Minecraft SMP Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Areas, battlefield, challenge, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Contact, Discord, DOMINATE, enemies, Factions, INTENSE, Minecraft, navigate, Platform, smp, strategy, Survival, unemployed

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Unemployed SMP Server Overview

Features
Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts from your enemies and dominate the battlefield.
Team Plugins: Form alliances, build your faction, and take on other players.
Warps: Navigate easily and conquer new areas.
Hard Difficulty: Only the strong survive—are you up for the challenge?
Java & Bedrock Compatible: Play on any platform!

Join the Community

Discord: https://discord.gg/VGNfGtUeu8

Contact: Message Icex1x on Discord for more details.

Your journey starts now! Will you rise to the top, or fall in the chaos?

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server for Java only?	No, the server is Java & Bedrock compatible, so players can join regardless of platform.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the server IP or through the provided Discord server link.
Are there any special gameplay mechanics on the server?	Yes, the server features lifesteal mechanics, team plugins, and warps to enhance the survival experience.
Is the server on hard difficulty?	Yes, the server is on hard difficulty to provide a challenging experience for players.

Luminous Vortex 1.20.2

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wanna yeet yourself off a cliff? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of epic proportions where you can build your dream world and battle mythical creatures like a freakin’ Minecraft Hercules!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than Jeff Bezos on payday!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about the fact that our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots tacos out of your screen?!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you feel about tacos)!

FriendshipCraft: ListMania

ANIMES, BETRAYAL, Communication, confessing feelings, emotional turmoil, favorite authors, friendship, FriendshipCraft, giving advice, Guilt, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, ListMania, misunderstanding, moving on, NEW FRIEND, Novels, physical appearances, rejection, respecting boundaries, Similarities, songs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama levels higher than a soap opera! Join us for the chance to experience heartbreak, betrayal, and friendship all in one place.

Picture this: you reject your friend John, only for your new friend Violet to swoop in and try to steal his heart. But wait, there’s a twist! You end up giving Violet all of John’s favorite things to talk about, only for John to realize the truth and confront you about it. It’s a love triangle like no other, and it’s all happening on our server!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and scandalous plot twists? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wild and unpredictable community. Join now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions!

OligarchCraft: Ottawa Fail

asset forfeiture, Corruption, economic sanctions, Fail, financial crimes, financial investigations, foreign affairs, global finance, government inaction, illicit funds, international relations, legal loopholes, legal process, money laundering, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, Ottawa, political controversy, political pressure, Russian oligarch, sanctions, seize millions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!

come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.

plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

LiverCraft: Steatotic Shenanigans

2050, fatty liver, healthcare costs, insulin resistance, Liver Cancer, liver cirrhosis, liver damage, liver disease, liver failure, liver function, liver health, LiverCraft, metabolic disorders, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic syndrome, NAFLD, non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, obesity, public health, Shenanigans, Steatotic, steatotic liver disease, US

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Gods Slained:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine ur way to a steatotic liver disease like never before! u can build ur own liver out of blocks and watch it get all fatty and dysfunctional just like in real life!

we got pigs that drop bacon-flavored medicine to cure ur liver, and cows that give u milk that makes u immune to liver damage. but watch out for the evil sugar cane that tries to give u diabetes and ruin ur liver even more!

come join us and see how ur liver health will be impacted by 2050 in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to mine for a healthier liver!

Enchanted Haven 1.21.2

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4320	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.

We got all the coolest mods and plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together again.

You can build the most epic bases and structures, like seriously, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamonds if you want.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games, we got everything from spleef to parkour to PvP battles that will make you question your own existence.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, affectionate, appreciation, care, cherished, compassion, Connection, emotions, feeling loved, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, love, LoveCraftedMC, relationships, romance, sentimentality, Special, tenderness, valued, warmth

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1288	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

When was the last time you really felt loved? Probably when you joined our Minecraft server and were greeted by a horde of virtual puppies licking your face with pixelated love! Our server is like a warm hug from a creeper, except it won’t explode in your face (we promise). Join us for a chance to experience the most heartwarming virtual community ever, where even the zombies will stop trying to eat your brain just to give you a virtual hug. So come on in, because on our server, the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter at all the ridiculousness that goes down here!

Crafty ADHD Kids

adhd, behavioral challenges, behavioral issues, childhood development, children at risk, conduct problems, Crafty, early development, early intervention, emotional difficulties, emotional health, emotional regulation, emotional regulation skills, emotional stability, Emotional support, emotional well being, findings, Kids, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, study, targeted support

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Potions Brewed:	44
Villages Defended:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT EMOTIONAL REGULATION DIFFICULTIES AND ADHD UP IN HERE! WE’RE LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY KIDS RUNNING AROUND TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONTROL OUR FEELINGS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER THAT IS OUR SERVER! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT WITH US?! #ADHDGANG #EMOTIONALWRECKS #BESTSERVEREVER

MangaVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, favorite manga quotes, favorite quotes, inspiration, Manga, manga aesthetics, manga art, manga characters, manga dialogue, manga emotions, manga moments, manga panels, manga scenes, manga series, manga speech bubbles, manga storytelling, manga typography, MangaVerse, motivational, quotes, Realms

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Animals Bred:	55	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Buildings Constructed:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? If not, you’re missing out on the craziest server in the multiverse! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than your favorite manga!

We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that trade in rare anime memorabilia, and Ender Dragons that recite iconic manga quotes as they swoop down to attack.

Forget about boring old survival mode – on this server, you’ll be battling it out in epic anime-inspired PvP arenas, building skyscrapers that reach the clouds, and teaming up with other players to take down the ultimate boss: the Weeb King.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (which may or may not be a giant Pikachu), and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

ExMinecraftCoParentNoUpdate

Achievements, apps, Boundaries, clubs, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CoParenting, emergency contact, ExMinecraftCoParentNoUpdate, family involvement, important dates, involvement, parent teacher meetings, parenting, progress, reminders, RESPONSIBILITY, School, school events, Support, Updates, Websites

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a single parent trying to get your ex to be involved in your child’s school life? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the frustration of constantly reminding someone to stay updated on important dates and events, just like in real life!

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, the real challenge is getting your ex to update his phone number in the school records so he can be contacted in case of an emergency. Will you be able to handle the stress of organizing school events and parent-teacher meetings while your ex sits back and relaxes? Join now and find out!

But be warned, once you join, you might start receiving texts from your ex’s family members accusing you of using your child against him. It’s all fun and games until the in-laws get involved and start calling you the real villain of the story. Are you ready for the drama? Join our server today and embrace the chaos!

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