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MasturbateCraft

awkward situations, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, MasturbateCraft, Masturbation, Personal experiences, private moments, secret activities, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, sexual exploration, solo activities, solo pleasure, taboo topics, unconventional locations, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual experiences, weird places

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9429

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!

abduction, bedouin, Bravery, Captivity, Conflict, Farhan al-Qadi, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, interrogation, Israeli, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, News, pointing, Political, refusal, rescue operation, rescued, Terrorism

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Divine Spears Created:	11	Love Letters Sent:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!

ProstateCraft: Low vs High Testosterone

Androgen Receptor, Cancer Biology, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer research, cancer treatment, Endocrine System, HIGH, hormone imbalance, Hormone Imbalance Effects, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormone therapy, hormones, oncology, prostate cancer, prostate health, ProstateCraft, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, testosterone therapy, tumor growth

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

so, like, on this sick minecraft server, we got all these players with different levels of testosterone, right? and, like, depending on if their testosterone is low or high, it affects how their prostate cancer grows in the game. it’s like a crazy science experiment but in minecraft, bro.

if you wanna see if your testosterone levels can help you conquer the prostate cancer in the game, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and testosterone-fueled battles. plus, there’s a secret level where you can fight a giant prostate cancer boss with your testosterone powers.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of testosterone and prostate cancer in minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

What is the IP for Vailskibum Minecraft Server?

cartoon, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft game, minecraft movie, Server, steve, steve minecraft, the minecraft movie, vailskibum, Warner Bros, warner bros minecraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Vailskibum is a popular YouTuber known for his animated content and commentary on various cartoons and animated series. With a dedicated following of fans, he has garnered a reputation for his insightful analysis and humorous takes on the world of animation. His videos cover a wide range of topics, from reviews and theories to discussions on animation history and industry news. Vailskibum’s passion for animation and engaging personality have made him a beloved figure in the online animation community.

CelestiaCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Java Bedrock Casual play Tryharder Multiplayer Adventure Creative Exploration Building PVP Minigames Redstone Mods Farming Economy Roleplay Skyblock Server IP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Survival server for 1.20.6 and 1.21, Java and pirated and original Bedrock. It’s survival for (almost) everyone! Are you a casual player or a tryharder? You’ll be very welcome!

java.celestiacraft.com.br

FlattyCraft

alliances, Community, conquer lands, Diplomacy, Economy, empire-building, Factions, FlattyCraft, Governance, international relations, Minecraft, minecraft universe, pixel by pixel, Political, Political server, political simulation, power plays, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, utopian society, virtual nation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

FlattyCraft – a political Minecraft server where players delve into the intricate world of governance and diplomacy amidst blocky landscapes. Navigate the complexities of international relations, forge alliances, or engage in strategic power plays as you build your empire pixel by pixel. Whether you aim to establish a utopian society or conquer lands with an iron fist, FlattyCraft offers a dynamic platform for political simulation within the beloved Minecraft universe. Join us and shape the destiny of your virtual nation today!

198.244.254.104:26820

Who Has His Back? Minecraft Server

aid, Allegiance, Allies, Assistance, BACKING, camaraderie, collaboration, Companionship, Defense, encouragement, friendship, loyalty, Minecraft, Protection, Reliability, Server, solidarity, support system, teamwork, Trust, Unity, Who has his back

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and zombies? Well, fear no more because on our server, we’ve got your back! Literally. We have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards who will protect you from any pixelated danger that comes your way. Need to go mining for diamonds? No problem, our bodyguards will clear the path for you and make sure you come back with all the shiny loot. Plus, they’re experts at building epic bases and can whip up a castle faster than you can say “Redstone.” So come join our server and never fear the darkness again!

Bully Ray SHOOTS Minecraft SMP on Giulia’s WWE Debut

Analysis, bully, Bully Ray, Chelsea Green, commentary, critique, debut, enhance the roster, Giulia, Giulias, give the rub, main roster talent, Minecraft, Monday Morning Quarterback, NXT, outshined, professional wrestling, RAY, Roxanne Perez, segment, Shoots, smp, star of the show, talent, wrestling, wwe, WWE Debut

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can shine like Chelsea Green in a wrestling ring? Look no further, because our server is where the real stars come to play! Forget about Roxanne Perez and Giulia, Chelsea Green is the true MVP of our server.

Join now and show off your skills, because on our server, you’ll be the star of the show just like Chelsea Green. Don’t miss out on the chance to outshine everyone else and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Monday Morning Quarterbacking when you can be the MVP every day on our server? Join now and show the world what you’re made of!

NoCallNoAirportFamTime

airport drama, airport etiquette, communication problems, cooling off, emotional conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family interference, family tensions, long distance, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, Long-term goals, managing family, NoCallNoAirportFamTime, private time, relationship boundaries, relationship challenges, relationship issues, unfair treatment, university exam

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild relationship story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous situations as you navigate through our virtual world.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid snarky remarks and unnecessary drama from family members. Who needs them when you can build your own virtual family with fellow players?

Join us for a unique experience where you can cool off and escape from the chaos of everyday life. Build your dream world, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities. And remember, on our server, you’re always the master of your own destiny – no overbearing family members allowed!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual boyfriend who won’t fail any exams or cause any relationship troubles!

RegretCraft

biggest regret, Decisions, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, if only, learn from mistakes, lessons learned, life choices, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, self improvement, self reflection, wish I could change

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Towns Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4513
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5834

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of running away like a coward? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have specially trained creeper whisperers who will calm those explosive green meanies down with just a few soothing words. Join us and never live with the regret of blown-up loot again!