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USA News Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Chimeras Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

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Puffton Corporation SMPs

Biomes, Claims, Cross-Play, Custom, Datapacks, Fun Features, Minecraft, Puffton Corporation, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, smp, Spawn, Structures, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

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Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, CREEPERS, Dungeons now loading, farmers delight, Forge, FRIENDSHIPS, ftb chunks, FTB Quests, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Simply Swords, Twilight Forest, vinland, wear

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8928	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2658	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.