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CraftyMcCraftFace: The Server That’s Definitely Not No. 265381814 by Anonymous

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, because they had a diamond sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever see. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops, you never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across.

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a flaming potato that explodes if you’re holding it when the timer runs out. It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on Smooch, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

Creeper’s Choice: Shot or Stabbed Minecraft Server

assault, brutality, Choice, controversial, CREEPERS, explicit, feminism, gender violence, graphic, hypothetical, Minecraft, Misogyny, Pain, self defense, Server, sexual violence, shock value, Shot, stabbed, Survival, taboo, Trauma, trigger warning, violence, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose between being shot or stabbed in your…uh, sensitive area! That’s right, we offer a unique PvP experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (or on the floor in pain, depending on your choice). Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

Minecraft Madness: ‘FALLOUT’ Fun Zone

action, Adventure, alternate history, bethesda, Choices, Conflict, Decision making, dystopian, Factions, Fallout, Fun, Gaming, madness, Minecraft, morality, nuclear war, open world, player choice, post-apocalyptic, role playing, RPG, Survival, video games, Wasteland, Zone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Buildings Constructed:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and quests? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us and choose your side – will you be a part of the mighty Villagers or the mischievous Creepers?

Join the Villagers and experience a life of luxury and opulence in our pixelated paradise. Build your own mansion, ride around in diamond-studded minecarts, and feast on virtual steak every night. But beware, the Creepers are always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your hard work!

Or join the Creepers and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting Villagers. Plant TNT traps, set fire to their crops, and watch the chaos unfold. You’ll be the ultimate prankster in this wild world of Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join our server now and choose your side – will you be a hero or a villain? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

Pixelated TNT Embassy Destruction – Minecraft Server

abortion, act of war, consequences, Destruction, Disappointment, Embassy, embassy attack, Europe, government dependence, Indian ship, international law, isreal, macbook air, military response, Minecraft, Muslim, North America, pixelated, prediction, R*ddit, Server, Surveillance, Tnt, trump, twitter, WWIII

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7689	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding embassies, declaring war on countries, and redeeming ships like a true badass!

Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be too busy planning your next epic response to international incidents. Who needs WWIII when you can have a virtual war right in Minecraft?

And don’t worry about Trump losing or the world turning upside down, because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let’s see if our outrageous predictions come true or if we all just end up having a good laugh at the end. See you there!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – Join the ‘/xivg/’ Server for LOLs and Mining Madness!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready for an adventure like no other on the dawntrail hype edition server! Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a release date like never before on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. And don’t miss out on our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test and PvP Series 5 – it’s wilder than a creeper explosion!

Looking for resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all on our server. And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like movie nights and Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE runs. Trust us, you’ll be laughing harder than a villager trying to navigate a maze.

So what are you waiting for? Join the dawntrail hype edition server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe I survived that!”

NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8054	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	216
Players Killed by Monsters:	8174	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	7930	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and learn the ancient art of Bukujutsu, where you can fly like a majestic bird through the Minecraft skies. Need to blind your enemies? No problem! Master the Taiyoken technique and leave them stumbling around like blind bats. And if that’s not enough, how about launching a Dodonpa energy blast at your foes or unleashing the devastating Kikoho attack?

But wait, there’s more! Join the prestigious Crane School and learn the graceful ways of combat, or enroll in the legendary Turtle School and become a master of defense. With so many crazy abilities and techniques to learn, this server will have you laughing and screaming in excitement as you battle your way to the top. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of worrying about political shenanigans and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no election fraud here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So join us and help us defeat the llama overlords before it’s too late!

LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Buildings Constructed:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crops Grown:	7012	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, מהדורת דאוס אקס, is not for the faint of heart. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance your way to victory while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that will either cuddle you or try to eat your face off. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

3. The server owner once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a dragon too!

4. Our server’s currency is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes. That’s right, you can buy and sell goods with potatoes. It’s a spud-tacular economy!

So what are you waiting for? Join מהדורת דאוס אקס today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potatoes.

CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than PajeetRyS!

Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocky adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated palaces and crafting crazy contraptions.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself hangs out there, sipping on a cold brew and challenging players to epic battles.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where fluffy friends roam free and rainbows shoot out of their butts. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join PajeetRyS today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.