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United States of Minecraft SMP

US states, flag discussion, flag analysis, Minecraft, territory flags

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

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Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Resources, zenless zone zero, signal search, Drawpile, Burnice White

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a group of dancing villagers who taught them the art of underwater basket weaving. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret agents, master tapes, and golden weeks filled with camellias. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a tactical drill or a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey unlike any other. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden code that leads to untold riches (or at least some cool in-game loot). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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I Love My Angsty Gothodile Wife Minecraft SMP

NITW, i love, angsty gothodile wife, nitw thread, Wife

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources like it’s a Sunday picnic? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of players riding on giant gothodiles! That’s right, these angsty gothodiles are the coolest pets in town, and they’ll be sure to turn heads as you ride them into battle against other players.

But wait, it gets even crazier. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where players have been known to throw epic dance parties that last for days on end. Who needs sleep when you’re busting out your best moves with your fellow Minecrafters?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. It’s like a rave in the sky, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for years to come. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity, because on this server, anything is possible.

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HangryCraft: NotYourMealDeal

boundary setting, emotional eating, body image, mental health, diet

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most outrageous and wild gameplay you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing you up. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and you can build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. That’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wacky that even the pigs can fly and the zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you. You’ll never know what to expect around the next corner, and that’s what makes it so exciting!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking cow or a singing Enderman along the way. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of fun and chaos, and you won’t want to miss out!

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CreepersAnonymous

aversion, CreepersAnonymous, petrified, anxiety, fright

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! That’s right, no more worrying about your buildings getting destroyed by those pesky green guys.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, who knew he had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes the norm. Your worst fear will be a thing of the past once you step foot in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft universe.

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BrickCraft: Putin’s Invite Declined

invite, summit, BrickCraft, News, putin

so, like, this server is so lit that even the serbian president turned down putin just to play on it. like, can you believe that? putin was all like, “yo, come to my brics summit” and the serbian president was all like, “nah, sorry dude, gotta build my epic castle on this minecraft server.”

and like, the reason why everyone wants to join is because the mobs are like, super chill and just wanna hang out. like, the creepers are all like, “hey man, can i help you build that house?” and the zombies are all like, “yo, let’s have a dance party instead of attacking you.”

plus, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers throw crazy parties and trade rare items for emeralds. it’s like, the coolest place ever.

so yeah, if you wanna have a blast and hang out with the serbian president (in spirit), you gotta join this server. it’s the bomb dot com, for real.

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Moon Volcano Fun Land

Land, Moon samples, moon research, Moon exploration, Moon

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have volcanos on the moon!!! yea u heard that right, MOON VOLCANOS!!! u can mine for moon rocks and build a base on the moon and maybe even ride a moon dragon if u lucky. we got space suits and moon buggies for u to explore the lunar surface. who needs earth when u can live on the moon and mine for moon diamonds. join now and be a moon miner extraordinaire!!! 🌕🌋🚀

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What is the IP for Slushy Noobz Minecraft Server?

slushynoobs, SinjinDrowning, slushy noobz, NOOBZ, martin aldo

Slushy Noobz is a budding electronic music duo who specialize in creating high-energy, genre-bending tracks that seamlessly blend elements of dubstep, trap, and future bass. Consisting of two talented producers with a passion for pushing boundaries and challenging the norms of the electronic music scene, Slushy Noobz has quickly gained a loyal following for their unique sound and infectious energy. With a focus on innovation and creativity, Slushy Noobz is poised to make a big impact on the electronic music world in the coming years.

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PixelmonBMC Server

Minecraft, Players, Server, Immersive, Explore

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Looking for the best Pixelmon server available for players from Portugal, Brazil, United States and other countries? Find the ideal server on BMC Servers Pixelmon, perfect for an international community of players passionate about Minecraft and Pokémon. With a robust infrastructure and a welcoming community, we offer an immersive gaming experience. Join us to explore a world full of adventures and capture your favorite Pokémon while interacting with players from all over the world!

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Looking for the best Pixelmon server accessible to players from Portugal, Brazil, the United States, and other countries? Discover the ideal server at BMC Pixelmon Servers, perfect for an international community of Minecraft and Pokémon enthusiasts. With a robust infrastructure and a welcoming community, we provide an immersive gaming experience. Join us to explore a world full of adventures, capture your favorite Pokémon, and interact with players from around the globe!

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Genetic Mindset Minecraft Server

Minecraft, herculean task, normies, Masturbation, self improvement

Are you tired of being a basic normie who does drugs, has tons of sex, and eats junk food? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your normie ways.

On our server, we have created a virtual world where cutting out all those vices will actually make you a Minecraft god. Imagine building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and crafting the most epic weapons all without the distractions of drugs and junk food.

Don’t be a normie, be a Minecraft legend! Join our server now and start your journey to ascetic greatness. Who needs sex and drugs when you have diamonds and creepers to conquer? Join us and leave your normie life behind for good!

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