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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5026 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3048 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Not only that, but we have a secret underground bunker where we host daily dance parties with our pet creepers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the floss dance.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their iron golem army. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours, but just know that the villagers have cookies and diamond armor, so choose wisely.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server you’ve ever seen. And remember, Fortnite players need not apply!