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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5913 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!