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Fuwawa’s Melon Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where the only goal is to help Fuwawa consume a watermelon on her desk by TONIGHT! That’s right, folks, this watermelon isn’t going to eat itself and Fuwawa is counting on you to get the job done. But be warned, this watermelon is no ordinary fruit – it’s got a mind of its own and will do everything in its power to stop you from devouring it. Can you outsmart a sentient watermelon and save Fuwawa from melon-induced disaster? Join our server now and find out!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

bullshit, Community, CONTENT, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, lol, Memecraft, memes, ONLINE, photos, Posting, Random, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, viral

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

adult content, Anime, BlockyBoys, boys love, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit scenes, Gay, graphic content, hentai, hung, hung shota, Manga, Mature, mature audience, mature themes, NSFW, pixels, sexual content, sexual themes, what’s the fucking point, yaoi

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	166	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, cuck, deku, determination, Edition, friendship, Hero, Manga, nuff said, power, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkCraft, SHONEN, society, strength, SuperHero, Training, Villain

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1627
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

Country, Crafty, Edition, hair status, McCraftface, your country, your hair status

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2456	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!