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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	2911
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Animals Bred:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3673	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Farms Harvested:	209	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	3028
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	1355
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.