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Blocky Banter: Londyn Green St. / Upton Park

banter, blocky, culture, East London, england, Food, football, Green Street, Green.., History, landmarks, London, Londyn, Markets, park, premier league, restaurants, shopping, Stadium, tourism, travel, Upton, Upton Park, West Ham United

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9997
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8430
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5703	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here.

Want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame the Ender Llama, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park and let the Minecraft madness begin!

VisualNovelMaster meets JRPGWarrior in Minecraft SMP

Anime, Characters, COSPLAY, creative writing, crossover, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Gaming, JRPG Characters, JRPGs, JRPGWarrior, Masters, meets, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, servants, smp, storytelling, type moon, video games, Visual Novel Characters, visual novels, VisualNovelMaster

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building dirt huts and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Visual Novel characters as Masters and JRPG characters as Servants, all duking it out in epic battles for supremacy.

Imagine Saber from Fate/stay night teaming up with Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club to take on a horde of creepers. Or how about Kirito from Sword Art Online facing off against Yuri from Tales of Vesperia in a PvP showdown?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Gifts4Grief

America, appreciate, bulky, collect, dusty, expensive, Forgotten, Gesture, Gifts, Gifts4Grief, Happy, leather, mention, mint condition, Phone, sister, Surprise, ungrateful, unnecessary items, Visiting, wallet

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	52

Join our Minecraft server and receive a free virtual wallet that you’ll never use just like OP’s real-life situation! Our server is full of surprises, just like A’s unexpected gift-giving skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a use for it in the virtual world where carrying around bulky items is totally acceptable. Plus, if you’re the forgotten one when it comes to gifts, our server will make sure you feel appreciated with endless treasures and surprises. Don’t be like OP, join our server and embrace the wallet life!

PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

anti-depressants, antidepressants, anxiety, coping, depression, emotional health, medication, mental health, mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood, pharmaceuticals, PillPopper420, Prescription, Psychiatry, serotonin, side effects, smp, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8300
Buildings Constructed:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!

CraftyApocalypse

Apocalypse, armageddon, asteroid impact, catastrophic event, civilization collapse, climate change, cosmic event, CraftyApocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, environmental disaster, existential threat, extinction event, global catastrophe, human extinction, mass extinction, nuclear war, pandemic, planetary destruction, societal collapse, technological singularity

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

BoomCraft: Red Sea Rebels

bombs, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Crisis, danger, environmental disaster, Houthi, instability, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, oil spill, rebels, red, Red Sea, sabotage, sea, SECURITY, Tanker, Tension, Terrorism, threat, Video, War, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	198	New Chunks Explored:	26560
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	8893	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Buildings Constructed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, so like, on this crazy Minecraft server, we got Houthi rebels planting bombs on tankers and causing chaos in the Red Sea. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in our virtual world! Join us for some explosive adventures and help us prevent an oil spill disaster with your mad building skills. Plus, who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the day together!

ArcticAntibioticsCraft

actinobacteria, antibiotic candidates, antibiotic discovery, antibiotic resistance, Arctic, ArcticAntibioticsCraft, bioactive compounds, bioprospecting, cold environment, discovery, drug development, effective antibiotics, global health crisis, marine microorganisms, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, natural products, new antibiotics, pharmaceuticals, potential sources, research

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	298
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got antibiotics from ARCTIC MICROORGANISMS, like whaaaat?! Our players are so OP they can fight off any infection in the game with these crazy new drugs. Plus, our actinobacteria mobs drop rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and become the ultimate antibiotic warrior!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Blizzard, Community, CraftyCraze, Dungeons, Expansion, FANTASY, gameplay, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, Patch, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raids, role playing, Server, Story, the war within, Updates, video game, World of Warcraft, wowg

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Votes:	3253	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and a sprinkle of chaos – just like a soap opera, but with creepers!

Imagine a world where players are divided into factions, each vying for control of the land. Will you be a noble knight fighting for justice, or a mischievous rogue causing mayhem wherever you go? The choice is yours!

But beware, for there is a hidden war brewing within the server. Rumor has it that a secret society is plotting to overthrow the current rulers and seize power for themselves. Will you uncover their sinister plans, or will you join forces with them for your own gain?

Join us now and embark on a quest like no other. Build magnificent structures, battle fearsome monsters, and forge alliances with fellow players. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin! But remember, it’s all in good fun – just don’t take it too seriously, or you might find yourself falling down a rabbit hole of memes and madness. See you in the game!

EuroTrashMinecraftSMP

anthropology, civility, Civilization, Colonialism, compatibility, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, European genes, EuroTrashMinecraftSMP, Evolution, genetic determinism, genetics, goodness, History, imperialism, prejudice, racial superiority, social constructs, societal impact, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and civil? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your virtual world? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and become part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and goodness is a foreign concept. Our players are known for their outrageous antics and insane shenanigans. From building giant statues of themselves to starting massive pranks that will leave you in stitches, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, for not everyone can handle the madness that comes with being a part of our SMP. Are you up for the challenge? Can you survive the insanity and come out on top? Join us now and find out if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where civility and goodness are nothing but distant memories.

BlockyBoo’s Minecraft Server

Alien costume, Asshole or not, BlockyBoos, COSPLAY, Costume choice, Costume controversy, cultural appropriation, dragon ball, halloween costume, halloween party, HR complaint, HR response, International characters, Minecraft, Monkey tail, Offensive costume, racial insensitivity, racist, Saiyan prince, Server, Vegeta, Workplace party

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Players Killed by Monsters:	9709
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Hey there, Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is run by Racey The Racist (27M) himself! Don’t worry, he’s not actually racist, just a big fan of Dragon Ball.

Join our server for a Halloween party like no other! Dress up as your favorite anime character, whether they’re from Japan or outer space. We don’t discriminate against aliens with monkey tails here!

But beware, if you show up in a costume that’s too “racially” insensitive, you might just get reported to HR. And trust us, you don’t want to mess with our HR department – they’ve got a great sense of humor and a zero-tolerance policy for actual racism.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone takes their costume too seriously.

MommaCraft: Oops, I Killed Bro!

Bro, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, emotional impact, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, forgiveness, Killed, MommaCraft, Motherhood, Oops, parenting, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	2314	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Animals Bred:	151	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s new husband drama and just focus on building and exploring.

Join us and build your own virtual family where you don’t have to worry about arguments or consequences. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild without any family drama getting in the way.

Plus, who needs a mom and stepdad when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who will never betray you? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind!