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Blocky Banter: Londyn Green St. / Upton Park

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5484	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	266
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here.

Want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame the Ender Llama, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park and let the Minecraft madness begin!

WorldRecordBreakerCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	8509	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Yo, yo, yo! You ever feel like you’re a secret world record holder? Well, on this server, it’s entirely possible you have broken multiple world records without knowing it. Like, maybe you’re the fastest block placer in the universe or the most skilled sheep shearer in existence. Who knows, man? Join this server and uncover your hidden talents! Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate. So, like, come for the world records, stay for the sweet treats. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

CholineCraft: The Brainy Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	63
Alien Abductions:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the coolest place ever, man. we got this protein thingy, mfsd7c, that like, totally revolutionizes the way we treat alzheimers. like, who knew a protein could be so lit, right?

join our server and you’ll be like, a brain scientist or something. you can totally mess around with choline levels in the brain and be all like, “wow, i’m changing the world with my minecraft skills.”

plus, we have this secret lab where we do all our experiments. it’s like, super high-tech and stuff. you can pretend you’re a mad scientist and create crazy potions and stuff. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, come join our server and be part of the next big scientific breakthrough. who needs school when you have minecraft, right? let’s get weird with some brain proteins, dude.

LittleSMP: Where the only thing we ban is square brackets and curly braces! Join our funny community today!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5670

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP/CMP (Survival Multiplayer/Creative Multiplayer)
Host	Yani
Timezone	GMT+2
Server Start Date	August 20, 2023

FAQs

What is the purpose of the server?

The purpose of the server is to provide a relaxing environment for players to create and explore within the rules set by the server.

What are the server rules?

The rules are outlined in the server’s discord server and are enforced by active staff members.

Is there an age requirement to play on the server?

Yes, the minimum age requirement is 18 to play on the server.

How do I join the server?

To join the server, send a friend request to yani01 and ask for an invite link.

DumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5012	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the server with his impeccable sense of direction (spoiler alert: he has no sense of direction).

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cake, where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the evil unicorns who guard the enchanted diamond mines – they have a taste for player’s souls (and cake).

Want to build a house? Well, good luck finding a spot because our server is constantly shifting and changing, thanks to the mischievous gnomes who love to rearrange everything when you’re not looking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Just remember, don’t feed the talking pig after midnight.

MineCrafty McServer: How Accurate?

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or the time we held a fashion show where everyone dressed up as their favorite block. And who could forget the epic underwater dance party we threw in the ocean monument?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

ExMIL-Excluded Adoption Fun!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7037	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you ready to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and legal battles? Join us as we embark on a journey of adoption, deceit, and overbearing ex-MILs.

Witness the epic showdown between a neglectful ex-husband, a devoted new husband, and a meddling ex-MIL who just can’t seem to mind her own business.

Will our protagonist be able to protect her child’s wellbeing amidst the chaos? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server adventure.

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the drama happening in the chat. Don’t miss out on the action – join our server now!

MineCharity Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

What if I told you that on our server, every time you mine a diamond, a percentage of your in-game currency is automatically donated to charity? That’s right, you can feel good about your virtual wealth knowing that it’s going towards a good cause. Plus, rumor has it that the more you donate, the luckier your mining finds become. So join us and start digging for a cause!

CraftyLove US Dating

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old dating apps and awkward blind dates? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, love is in the air! Our players have found all sorts of creative ways to date, from building romantic candlelit dinners under the stars to going on virtual adventures together. Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

Join our server and you might just find yourself falling head over heels for a player who can build the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and virtual fireworks. Love is a block away on our server, so come join us for a date night you’ll never forget!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine this, right? you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild creeper appears outta nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because we have a special plugin that turns all the exploded blocks into diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS!

oh, and get this, we have a secret hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot! but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super duper secret!

also, did i mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the pesky mobs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

oh, and one time, a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and claimed it was haunted by ghost creepers! it was hilarious, you had to be there.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s totally off the walls and full of crazy adventures, then this is the place for you! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

GazaGangCraft

Conflict, extremism, gaza, GazaGangCraft, Hamas, Insurgent, Islamic, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Military, occupation, Palestinian, Political, radicalization, resistance, SECURITY, Siege, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got hamas goin full insurgent mode in gaza like wut even is happening bro u gotta see it to believe it. we got creepers blowin up like hamas missiles, skeletons shootin arrows like hamas fighters, and zombies like the civilians caught in the crossfire. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper lol).