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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4769 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!