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Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ores Mined:	2137
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	3858	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

SnackAttackCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2609	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t satisfy your hunger for adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate snack for your gaming cravings!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their starchy treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to bring good luck to anyone who can catch it. Will you be the one to tame this majestic beast and ride off into the sunset in a blaze of rainbow glory?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a feast of fun and excitement. Who needs snacks when you have a Minecraft server this deliciously entertaining?

Holy Block Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2118

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself will come down from the heavens and bless your pixelated crops! That’s right, you heard me. Jesus will be your personal farmer, making sure your wheat grows faster than you can say “holy cow!” But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams! So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe!

””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mines Excavated:	4521	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Brocktober edition SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to a pot of gold guarded by a group of dancing chickens.

So why should you join our Brocktober edition SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no bridesmaids ghosting you or bringing their obnoxious boyfriends to your virtual wedding. Plus, we have a strict no-plus-one policy to avoid any messy breakups ruining the fun. Join now for a stress-free gaming experience and leave the real-life drama behind!

WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8888

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind! Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any wedding dress drama.

We promise that no one will ask to borrow your pixelated wedding dress, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who are too busy mining diamonds to worry about petty sibling rivalries.

So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds over outdated fashion choices.

FearlessSMP – ConquerYourFears

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchantments Applied:	54
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8630	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, your worst fear will come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant zombie pigman riding a spider jumps out at you. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cabin only to have it haunted by ghostly villagers who refuse to leave? Join our server if you dare, and face your worst fears in the most unexpected ways possible!

BlockyPainGone

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crops Grown:	7417
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

OilRaiders2020

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!