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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Items Found:	8191	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Crops Grown:	5465	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	2182
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3405
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	5254
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Magic Items Found:	8511

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!