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BlazeWatchinMC SMP – “iCan’tFocusWithoutWeed”

addiction, Attention, BlazeWatchinMC, Cannabis, Cinema, concentration, distraction, Entertainment, film, Focus, Habit, HIGH, iCantFocusWithoutWeed, Marijuana, mind-altering, Movie, Relaxation, smp, Struggle, substance, Thc, Watching, Weed

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Void Gems Collected:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of watching movies without getting high first? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage all players to smoke weed before watching any film on our virtual movie nights! Our community believes that the best way to enjoy a movie is by being completely baked out of your mind. So if you want to join a server where getting stoned is not only encouraged but mandatory for movie nights, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your own stash because sharing is not caring in this virtual world.

GF Roomies Vacay Fun

Adults, aita, Beliefs, family, Fun, Girlfriend, holiday, ideologies, immature, Outdated, Petty, plane tickets, Property, refusing, religious beliefs, roomies, rules, share room, signal, united front, vacation, Vacay

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ores Mined:	3661
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of being told where you can sleep by your girlfriend’s parents? Do you want to break free from outdated beliefs and have a vacation on your own terms? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interference from meddling in-laws!

On our server, you can create your own rules and live by them without anyone telling you what to do. Want to share a bed with your girlfriend before marriage? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself to show your dominance? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Join now and show your girlfriend’s parents that you are the master of your own destiny, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft. Don’t let anyone dictate your vacation plans – take control and have some fun with us!

ParentalSMPNoFlex

authoritative parenting, childhood rules, discipline, family rules, household expectations, Parental authority, parental control, parental discipline, parental expectations, parental guidance, parental restrictions, ParentalSMPNoFlex, Parenting Style, strict authority, strict household, Strict Parenting, strict parents, strict rules, strict upbringing, strict upbringing practices, upbringing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of your parents? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have zero parental supervision! That’s right, you can finally build that giant statue of a chicken without anyone telling you to clean your room.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. Our server is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing stricter than your parents is the lava flow in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

PresiCraft: Snap & Rule

alive, Choice, Country, decision, Democracy, dream, election, FANTASY, Fingers, Government, ideal candidate, imagination, leadership, Pick, Political, power, PresiCraft, president, rule, Snap, US, wish

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crops Grown:	5741
Divine Spears Created:	22	Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Ever wanted to have the power to make anyone president of the US just by snapping your fingers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and become the ultimate puppet master of American politics. Want to see your favorite celebrity in the Oval Office? Done. How about your pet goldfish? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride of presidential shenanigans!

MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence report, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, potential threat, preemptive strike, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, US officials

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	467297	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

lol join this epic minecraft server and avoid the impending war between Iran and Israel on Monday!!! US officials have arrived in the Middle East but who cares when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your friends on this server!!! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before it’s too late!!! 🐷🐉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #PigPower #EpicWarrior

CraftyBiden vs NettyBull

biden, Conflict, CraftyBiden, dealmaking, Diplomacy, diplomatic language, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, hostage deal, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, NettyBull, Politics, scolding, Tension, united states

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Items Found:	5241	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. You gotta join cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with you and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are like, super bling bling, ya know?

One time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 seconds. It was cray cray, dude. And another time, we had a zombie apocalypse but instead of brains, they just wanted to dance the Macarena.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with talking parrots that can give you life advice? Yeah, it’s wild, man. So come join our server and let’s get this party started!

EcoCraft: Tree-mendous Damage Control!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon footprint, climate change, conservation efforts, control, corporate responsibility, Damage, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, Energy companies, environmental damage, environmental impact, ethical practices, greenwashing, habitat loss, Natural resources, palm oil, tree planting, Treemendous, wildlife preservation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we plant trees like it’s nobody’s business! We may have caused some deforestation with our palm oil trees, but don’t worry, we’re making up for it by planting a ton of new trees in other areas. Plus, we’ve got some crazy biodiversity going on – you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across while exploring our server. So come on down and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Dig your way through MINEWARD and conquer epic quests and dungeons in this classic RPG server!

Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, Conquer, Custom Mobs, Dig, Dungeons, Epic, EULA Compliant, grind, Items, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Minecraft, Mineward, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quests, RPG, Server, tombs

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Features:

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
Random fun activities.
EULA compliant, non-P2W server. Passion project!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server EULA compliant?	Yes, we are a EULA compliant, non-P2W server.
What version does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19.4-1.21 for both Java and Bedrock editions.
Are there custom mobs and items?	Yes, the server features custom mobs and items, though without custom models.
What type of activities can players expect?	Players can enjoy activities such as cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding, and more.

CraftyTactics Minecraft Server

&Tactical General, Battle Brothers, battletech, Conflict, CraftyTactics, Door Kickers, escape from tarkov, fps, Full Spectrum Warrior, gates of hell, ghost recon, Ground Branch, hell let loose, Hitman, hunt showdown, Insurgency, Jagged Alliance, men of war, metal gear, Minecraft, Project Reality, rainbow six, ready or not, RTT, Server, Silent Storm, Splinter Cell, squad, stealth, swat, TBT, thief, tps, wargame, Warno, XCOM

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bigger than your mom’s basement? Look no further than our server, where we’ve built one giant city that will make you feel like an ant in a world of giants.

Join us for insane battles and tactical gameplay that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. We’ve got everything from first person shooters like Rainbow Six and Counter-Strike to turn based tactics like XCOM and Jagged Alliance.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got real time tactics games like Wargame and Men of War, where you’ll have to think fast and act even faster to survive. And if you’re into stealth, we’ve got games like Hitman and Metal Gear that will have you sneaking around like a ninja in the night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re more dangerous than a group of griefers on a rampage.

SMPMania: The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure >draw a man

Adventure, art, artistic interpretation, controversial art, creativity, cultural criticism, draw a man, draw a man call it a woman, drawing, equality, Expression, feminism, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gtdraw, illustration, man, Minecraft, Modern art, smp, SMPMania, social commentary, societal norms, thought-provoking art, traditional beliefs, Ultimate

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where drawing a man and calling it a woman is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it. Another time, a group of players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the server, causing chaos wherever they went.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests and skydiving competitions off of the tallest tower in the server. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?