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RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9099
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Potions Brewed:	192
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magic Items Found:	1173	Ores Mined:	874
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5797	Secret Passages Found:	7

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Towns Built:	10	New Chunks Explored:	988451
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Votes:	6822	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6230
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchantments Applied:	192
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!