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CraftyPajeet’s Minecraft Server

Canadian, CraftyPajeets, crime, Cultural differences, Girls, hate crime, immigration, India, Justice, Minecraft, molest, ontario, pajeet rahman singh, Police investigation, racism, saharanpur, Server, sexual assault, social media outrage, Today, Uttar Pradesh, waterpark, white women

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Pajeet Rahman Singh is on a mission to conquer the waterpark in Ontario! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through the twists and turns of the water slides, dodging Pajeet’s attempts to molest all the white women and girls. Will you be able to stop him and save the day, or will you join forces with him in his quest for waterpark domination? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP

amazed, Astonished, bewildered, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, Flabbergasted, how, incredulous, Mind Blowing, mind blown, mind-bending, mind-boggling, perplexed, puzzled, shock, SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, what the heck, WTF

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	163	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together!

Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, bar, Bar etiquette, bottle water, DDing, drink prices, expensive drink, friend group, low calorie seltzer, Minecraft, mixed drinks, not tipping, rude bartender, Server, socializing with friends, tallboys, tap water, TAVERN, Tipless, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, upselling, virgin drinks

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!

CreeperCritic420

aita, Amused, CreeperCritic420, Disturbing, Friend, Girlfriend, horrified, JOKE, masturbating, Picture, prank, prude, sarah, sexting, unsettling, uptight, Vagina

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Farms Harvested:	270	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	1711	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just like the time Sarah tricked our player into thinking he was jerking off to her pic, only to reveal it was all just a hilarious prank! Who knows what kind of wacky antics will happen next on our server?

Don’t be a prude like our player, come join the fun and let loose on our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and you’ll always be laughing your blocky head off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RedditStreakSMP

internet culture, Online Community, reddit, reddit account, reddit activity, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit daily check-in, Reddit Discussion, reddit engagement, Reddit forum, reddit habit, reddit history, Reddit karma, reddit post, reddit streak record, reddit user, RedditStreakSMP, social media, Streak

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft life!

Join us if you want to participate in epic Reddit streak competitions where the winner gets to rename the server to “Dirtville” for a whole week! Imagine the chaos and confusion as players try to navigate a world where everything is named after dirt!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary treasure hunts where the prize is a pet llama that can do your homework for you! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when they see you strolling around with your llama sidekick, acing all your assignments without breaking a sweat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyTimeTraveler

CraftyTimeTraveler, daily routine, Emotional journey, future aspirations, identity exploration, inner peace, Journey of self., Life chapters, life stages, life transitions, mindfulness, Moment in time, past experiences, personal growth, present moment, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Soul searching, time period, Transitional phase

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you stuck in the Stone Age of boring Minecraft servers? Well, it’s time to upgrade to the Space Age with our server! Join us and blast off into a world of craziness and fun like you’ve never experienced before.

Our server is so advanced, it will make you question what era of your life you’re currently in. Are you in the Jurassic period because you’re feeling like a dinosaur on other servers? Well, on our server, you’ll feel like a futuristic cyborg T-Rex with laser eyes and rocket boosters!

Join us and embark on epic quests that will take you through time and space. Build towering skyscrapers in the morning, battle dragons in the afternoon, and explore underwater cities at night. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the boring Stone Age behind and join us in the epic adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s all possible on our server!

FireproofGelCraft

aerogel transformation, critical infrastructure, engineered gel, Engineering, fire protection, fire retardant, FireproofGelCraft, gel technology, heat resistance, home safety, Homes, infrastructure protection, innovative technology, insulation, Protection, researchers, silica-based aerogel, water-enhancing gel, wildfire defense, wildfire prevention, Wildfires

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u why u gotta join this server! so get this, our researchers have engineered a water-enhancing gel that turns into a silica-based aerogel under heat! like whaaat?! this gel is gonna protect ur homes and critical infrastructure from wildfires like no other! u won’t find this kind of protection on any other server, trust me! so come join us and let’s build and survive together in this crazy world of minecraft! u won’t regret it, i promise!

WuwaCraft Minecraft Server

Android, banner, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, Moon’s Grace, Official Twitter Account, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Server, Timeline, Trailer, Turquoise Moonglow, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, WuwaCraft, Zhezhi

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the waves are wuthering and the adventures are endless! Join now for a chance to ride on a magical unicorn through the Turquoise Moonglow, where you can battle the legendary Zhezhi and become a PROFESSIONAL Resonator.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our map filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. Keep track of all the action with our Convene Tracker and participate in epic events like the By Moon’s Grace festival.

And don’t forget about our exclusive codes for special rewards! Finish the tutorial and redeem codes like WUTHERINGGIFT and BAHAMUT for unbelievable prizes. Plus, show off your moves with our emotes and make new friends on our /wuwa/ Friends List.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GrannyGateWeddingDrama

estranged mother, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family pressure, family promises, family relationships, family reunions, Family Support, Grandparents, GrannyGateWeddingDrama, parental abandonment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of family drama following you everywhere, even in Minecraft? Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can escape all the craziness!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with long-lost relatives popping up out of nowhere and expecting you to welcome them with open arms. On our server, the only family you’ll have to worry about is your Minecraft family – and they’ll always have your back, no matter what!

Say goodbye to unwanted wedding crashers and hello to a community that respects your boundaries. We promise no surprise siblings showing up uninvited to your virtual nuptials – unless, of course, you want them there!

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family feuds and unwanted guests. See you in the game!