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WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8444
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	56	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Towns Built:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7570	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	1898	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!

MomCraftedMadness

anger management, awkward situation, boundaries crossed, confronting betrayal, confronting friend, confronting infidelity, dealing with betrayal, difficult conversation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family drama, Family secrets, friend betrayal, friendship tested, Infidelity, loyalty tested, MomCraftedMadness, moral dilemma, mother affair, personal boundaries, trust broken

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Plus, if you catch your friend trying to date your mom in-game, you can just block them and build a giant wall around their base to keep them out. It’s a win-win situation! Join now for a chance to escape the real world craziness and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

DefendCraft: Merge & Disband!

#authorities, Agreement, armed groups, Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Defence Ministry, DefendCraft, defense forces, disband, Government, MERGE, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political stability, rebel factions, SECURITY, Syria, Syrian

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, like, you won’t even believe it, dude. we got, like, armed groups disbanding and merging under the defence ministry, like, what even is that? but, like, it’s happening on our server, so you gotta join, man.

like, imagine the chaos and the craziness, all happening in the world of minecraft. you’ll be dodging bullets and explosions left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

plus, like, the defence ministry is totally cool with it, so you know you’re in good hands. join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Sunnyvale

BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Relaxed, sunnyvale, Survival, Vanilla Plus

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Items Found:	3865	Enchantments Applied:	295
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Sunnyvale is a vanilla-plus Minecraft server that includes classic and quality-of-life improvements. We offer a friendly community and a focus on creativity, exploration, and collaboration. Sunnyvale provides a relaxed yet engaging environment for players to build, and survive together.

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