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Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Votes:	7485	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1185	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	57	Animals Bred:	94
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Villages Defended:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5867	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	787
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	110	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Farms Harvested:	875
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!