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ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ores Mined:	2079
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

Dreamscape Minecraft Server

advice, ancient greek, aristophanes, asmr, birds sounds, Calm, City Living, comedy, dreamscape, loud neighbors, mind reading, Minecraft, Morphing, Nightmares, Play, Server, southern accent

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

7SEEDS, ai, berserk, capeshit, chainsaw man, cutting themes, Dragon Quest: Dai, Dumpster fill shovelware, fightfags, gantz, garbage slop, GetBackers, hoshino, Hunter x Hunter, Iwaaki, josei, Kakukaku Shikajika, Kingdom, literary themes, Magic Knight Rayearth, manchildren, Minecraft, Nihei, PALS, PIXEL, porn, powercreeps, rose of versailles, seinen, Server, Shoujo, Shounen, The Bugle Call, Urasawa, vagabond, vinland saga, visualcore., waifufaggotry, Yasuhiko

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

Edition, general, NBA, nba.com, News, pété, Pistol, pistol pete, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	New Chunks Explored:	484365
Dragon Eggs Found:	9005	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	7838
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DimondCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, DimondCraft, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	166
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2

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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Void Gems Collected:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.