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MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

amenity, comfort, convenience, daily essential, ESSENTIAL, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Lifestyle, Live, luxury, luxury item, LuxuryCraft, modern convenience, must have, necessity, newfound necessity, opulence, Premium, unexpected luxury, Upscale

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Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

FitKids Mental Wellness

adolescence, Childhood, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, Exercise, FitKids, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, Mental, mental health, Mental Wellness, mind-body connection, overall health, physical activity, Physical fitness, Positive Psychology, preventative care, stress, teen years, well-being, wellness, youth development

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so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

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PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

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Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Demand, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, humanitarian situation, Improvement, international relations, Israel, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, Server, Support, united states, us politics

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4014	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	89046	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	7848
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Items Found:	6653
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Love Letters Sent:	8

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Secret UpdateMHA Minecraft Servers

MoaningMinecraftSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

Stats November 22, 2024

RubleRumbleCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

FitKids Mental Wellness

Stats November 22, 2024

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

Stats November 22, 2024

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Stats November 22, 2024

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

Stats November 22, 2024

CompliCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3317	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Towns Built:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1402
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4002
Players Killed by Monsters:	4094	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7