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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9997 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and explore a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers).
Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player! Plus, we have a secret cheat code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny (and then some).