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Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Animals Bred:	116	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	863
Mines Excavated:	3358	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	7087
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Potions Brewed:	35

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9396	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!