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Minecraft SMP – /d g/ – Diamond Guardians

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and more creepers than you can shake a stick at.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has been known to drop in and challenge players to PvP battles.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a creeper explosion, and more laughs than a villager trying to trade with you. Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

IndecisiveCraft: Where even the creepers can’t make up their minds!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Mines Excavated:	2043
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5647

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of its eyes!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Want to fight a dragon made out of cheese? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of all time? Don’t miss out, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyNiji – Where Nijisanji EN Fans Unite to Build, Explore, and LOL!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6998
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Farms Harvested:	273
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong. Our server is like the Nijisanji EN YouTube channels on steroids – with more drama, more laughs, and more virtual shenanigans than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

From the chaotic realm of LazuLight to the mystical lands of Ethyria, our server is a melting pot of creativity and chaos. Rumor has it that the Luxiem district is haunted by ghostly Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots. And don’t even get us started on the ILUNA faction – those guys throw the best block parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – because in our world, anything can happen!

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead can’t resist our killer gameplay! RIP ‘> daughter dies’

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Votes:	7797
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Farms Harvested:	480	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118

Are you tired of dealing with crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we don’t tolerate any whining – unless it’s from the zombies getting their butts kicked by our players! We promise you won’t hear any “Waaah waaah” here, just epic adventures and endless fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your Minecraft skills will skyrocket to epic levels and you’ll become the ultimate block-building master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the crybabies behind!

Crafty Down Under: Aussie Memes and Political Shenanigans Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4942
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ores Mined:	5832
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our virtual shopping center where you might just run into a zombie or two doing some retail therapy.

Feeling competitive? Challenge other players to a PvP battle that’s more intense than a creeper explosion.

With so much excitement happening on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1766
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Animals Bred:	193	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Emeralds Found:	3028	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!