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Minecraft SMP – /d g/ – Diamond Guardians

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and more creepers than you can shake a stick at.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has been known to drop in and challenge players to PvP battles.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a creeper explosion, and more laughs than a villager trying to trade with you. Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	7746
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

1 TB NVME SSD, 64 GB memory, ATM10.minecraftnoob.com, backups, building, Cards, Community, Cows, Discord, i5 12600KF, Levys, matrix, meets, Midwest US, Minecraft, Modded, New faces, Play, plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com, revelation.minecraftnoob.com, Server, Servers, Small Community, smp, Updates

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Emeralds Found:	6238	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Void Gems Collected:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4067
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!