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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9969 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3208 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out and stuff.
we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. and, like, the creepers are extra friendly, they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
plus, the study suggests that joining this server will, like, totally boost your creativity and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, man, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!
