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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6062 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of searching for true love and instead, build your dream world with blocky pixels! Why waste time looking for that perfect woman when you can create your own perfect world filled with cows that can dance the Macarena and zombies that break out into spontaneous musical numbers?
Join us on this crazy adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with laser eyes! Who needs love when you have endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a potato, you’ll be granted immortality! How’s that for a deal?
So say goodbye to your search for true love and hello to our ridiculously fun Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
