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Upcoming Models

  • Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

    Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes at all times. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what will happen next!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that kind of power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • /spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

    /spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

    Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

    But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

    And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

    Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring music that just sounds like city noise? Do you want to experience a server where the only tunes you’ll hear are the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and zombie groans? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only music you’ll hear is the sound of blocks breaking and pigs oinking. Who needs mainstream music when you can have the soothing sounds of mining and crafting? Join us now and say goodbye to annoying tunes forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BocchiCraft Minecraft Server

    BocchiCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further than Bocchi thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in the land of Bocchi thread, there was a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Legend has it that if you join our server, you may just stumble upon Sir Oinksalot himself, riding a rainbow-colored chicken into battle against evil creepers. And if you’re lucky, he may even grant you three wishes (but let’s be real, one of those wishes is definitely going to be for more bacon).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join their ranks and you’ll be sure to have a wild and unpredictable adventure every time you log on.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join Bocchi thread and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for Sir Oinksalot and his rainbow chicken – they’re always up to no good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoWayImHouseSittingMinecraftServer

    NoWayImHouseSittingMinecraftServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being left behind by your family while they jet off to exotic vacations? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never feel left out again! Join us and escape to a virtual world where you can build your own vacation paradise without ever having to house sit for pesky pets or relatives.

    Imagine a world where you can explore Vancouver Island without ever leaving your computer screen. Build your own virtual family getaway and invite all your friends to join in on the fun. No more feeling disconnected or left behind – on our server, everyone is welcome and included in the adventure.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring house-sitting duties and hello to endless possibilities and excitement. Who needs Vancouver when you have a whole virtual world to explore right at your fingertips? Let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCouplesSecrets

    CraftyCouplesSecrets

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of keeping secrets from your partner? Well, join our Minecraft server and spill all your juicy secrets in our secret confession booth! Our virtual therapist villagers are here to listen and offer advice on how to keep your relationship spicy! Plus, our secret potion brewing station can help you forget all those pesky secrets you’ve been holding onto. Join now for a scandalous good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • USSCraft Minecraft Server

    USSCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got crazier than a creeper with a TNT addiction! Like, we got fake footage of the USS Eisenhower getting attacked by a bunch of zombie pigmen riding on top of ender dragons! It was so epic, bro!

    Join dis server if you wanna be part of the most insane battles and adventures in Minecraft history. We got secret bases hidden in the Nether, treasure hunts that will make you feel like a pirate, and PvP battles that will have you sweating like a pig in a sauna.

    So come on and join us, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?) Let’s get this party started, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RejectingGazaProposal

    RejectingGazaProposal

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE HAMAS OF MINECRAFT! WE KEEP GETTIN’ OFFERS TO JOIN OTHER SERVERS BUT WE JUST SAY NOPE! WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDIN’ OUR CRAZY BLOCK CITY! COME JOIN US AND REJECT ALL THE BORING SERVERS OUT THERE! WE’RE LIKE THE REBELS OF MINECRAFT, FIGHTIN’ AGAINST THE BORINGNESS! LET’S BUILD A BLOCKY REVOLUTION TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Old System vs New System

    Old System vs New System

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this cray cray minecraft server where the only way to test the new testing system is with the old system that it’s designed to replace. why? because who needs logic when you can have chaos and confusion? plus, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts. true story. also, our diamond swords are actually made of solid gold because we like to keep things interesting. so come on down and join us for a wild ride of insanity and questionable decision-making. you won’t regret it. probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrumpCraft: Redstone Racism

    TrumpCraft: Redstone Racism

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join this wacky Minecraft server where we explore why so many peeps still support a former president with serious charges against him. We’ll shed light on the crazy interplay between racial attitudes and political allegiances in America! Plus, we have a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against evil creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #TrumpSupportersUnite

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP