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Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang

Android Apps, carrier variants, creeper, CRG, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checker, Gang, general, iPhone, Minecraft, open source, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, rave, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, upcoming models

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes at all times. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what will happen next!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
New Chunks Explored:	767718	Crops Grown:	7146
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ores Mined:	9200
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	7007
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

HD Ads, No Buffer – Minecraft Server

ad experience, ad interruptions, ad loading, Ads, advertisement, buffer, buffering issues, Digital Marketing, HD, High Definition, internet, LOAD, Minecraft, never buffer, online ads, Server, streaming, Technology, uninterrupted viewing, Video, video ads, voodoo

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	6129	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

yo, u ever had an ad buffer? like, what even is that voodoo magic?! come join our minecraft server and escape the ad buffers of the real world! we got unicorns flying around, lava waterfalls, and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and cookies (yes, cookies)! plus, our resident zombie pigman tells the best dad jokes ever. join us and let your inner blocky adventurer run wild!

PrimeMiner Minecraft Server

Campaign, Canada, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, election, Fruity, Government, leadership, liberal, Minecraft, not my prime minister, PIERRE, Poilievre, political beliefs, Politics, prime minister, PrimeMiner, Server, simple goy, Trudy, Voting, voting for change

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of Pierre “Simple Goy” Poilievre trying to run the show? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Fruity Trudy is the supreme ruler! She’ll lead us to victory with her rainbow powers and endless stash of fruit snacks. Plus, rumor has it that she can tame creepers with just a smile. Say goodbye to boring old politicians and hello to a fruity new world on our server!

Hyakkano’s 100 Girlfriend Minecraft Server

100 girlfriends, 100kano, Anime, cast announcement, comedy, dating sim, Girlfriend, girlfriend search, harem, Hyakkano, Hyakkanos, japanese animation, Love Triangle, Minecraft, multiple love interests, new season, Otaku, otome game, romance, school life, Server, slice of life, Visual, waifu

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1969	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Get ready to embark on the ultimate quest to find all the hidden girlfriends in our Minecraft server! Our S2 update features a whole new visual overhaul and a cast of characters that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Join us as we dive into the chaotic world of love and relationships in Minecraft, where every block you break could lead you to your next virtual soulmate. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to swipe right on some pixelated romance, because on this server, love is just a block away.

PetPals Minecraft Server – Share your pet’s fun fact!

animal, Behavior, Beloved, companion, cute, Entertaining, fact, four-legged pal, Fun, fun fact, furry friend, Intelligent, INTERESTING, lovable, Loyal, Minecraft, Personality, pet, PetPals, Pets, playful, quirky, Server, Share, Special, Trivia, Unique

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	244
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who can actually do backflips while riding a unicycle! He’s the star of our daily piggy talent show where he wows the audience with his impressive skills. Join our server and witness the amazing Sir Oinksalot in action, along with many other wacky pets with their own unique talents!

NotAllGirlsMine

Assumptions, common beliefs, cultural norms, debunked myths, female behavior, female characteristics, female traits, gender assumptions, gender misconceptions, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, misconceptions, NotAllGirlsMine, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, surprising truths, Women, women’s behavior, women’s habits

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where all women ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of their fingertips! You thought all women spent hours shopping for shoes, but on our server, they’re too busy taming dragons and building castles out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this magical realm where the unexpected is the norm and the possibilities are endless!

PeepCrewCraft

better, cultural studies, Curiosity, everyday life, Human Behavior, human interaction, Human nature, leisure activity, Observation, PeepCrewCraft, people-watching, people-watching hobby, Psychology, public spaces, social behavior, social dynamics, social observation, societal norms, SOUNDS, urban life, watching people

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2588	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

u ever wanna watch people but then u realize watching people is boring af? well come join our minecraft server where u can watch people watching people! it’s like a never-ending loop of watching and being watched, like some freaky inception shiz. but don’t worry, we got u covered with our top-notch security system to make sure no one is watching u watching people watching people. join now for a mind-bending experience that will leave u questioning reality and your sanity. oh, and did we mention there’s free cake? yeah, we got that too. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and watch people watching people on our server!

MetaMindCraft: Death Anxiety Reduction

Altered perceptions, altered states, anxiety, Consciousness, coping, death, death anxiety, existential crisis, existential dread, existential fears, experiences, fear of death, mental health, MetaMindCraft, metaphysical beliefs, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, psychological effects, reduction, research, spirituality, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, you start trippin’ balls and havin’ psychedelic experiences like never before! You start seein’ crazy colors and shapes, and you’re like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!”

But here’s the kicker – these psychedelic experiences actually help reduce your fear of death! Like, you start thinkin’ about life and death in a whole new way, man. It’s like you’re on a journey to discover the meaning of existence, all while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers.

So come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server, where you can explore the depths of your soul while diggin’ for diamonds. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe and become the ultimate psychedelic warrior! Peace out, dudes! 🌈✨🕶️

CraftyDestinyServer

API, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, Clan, CraftyDestinyServer, Dattover, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny General, dim, Dps, guides, Gunsmith, News, Patch 8.0.0.1, PressKits, Resources, Stats, the final shape, TTK, twab

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are so last season? Well, look no further because our server is so futuristic that it’s not Dattover yet! Join us for a wild ride through dimensions and shapes that will blow your mind.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build the final shape of your dreams. Want a house shaped like a giant taco? Done. How about a castle that looks like a unicorn? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with patches that will keep you on your toes. Patch 8.0.0.1 includes new mobs like flying pigs and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you defeat them.

Need resources? We’ve got you covered. Use our Destiny Item Manager to organize your loot, or check out our Armor Picker to create the most stylish outfits in the game. And don’t forget to visit the Gunsmith for all your weapon needs.

Join our clan and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We’ve got spreadsheets for days that will help you master TTK, buffs/debuffs, DPS, and more. Plus, our API will give you all the stats you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Prev players are already raving about the insanity, so don’t miss out!

Back in Blocks Minecraft Server

back again, back and better, back for good, back for more, back in action, back in the game, back in the groove, back in the spotlight, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back to reality, back where I belong, back with a bang, back with a vengeance, blocks, COMEBACK, I am back, I’m Back, Minecraft, returning, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because I’M BACK and this server is about to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

14 year old, Boundaries, Caretaker, cat, chickens, Disabilities, Dogs, family, friend’s house, grandmother, guilt tripping, irritability, Minecraft, Priorities, responsibilities, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, spacecraft, TESTOSTERONE, UNFAIR, young adult, youngest siblings

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	161
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stress of family drama and responsibilities! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about your nagging mother and demanding siblings, come chill with us and let loose in our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and have some much-needed fun.

No more guilt trips or lectures about priorities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive and thrive in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!