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Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang

frequency checker, smp, phone size comparison, CRG, recommended phones

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes at all times. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what will happen next!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

phone size comparison, app compatibility, privacy guides, current models, recommended phones

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

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Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.4

fart on my face, fart queen, Smothering, dirty talk, gas mask

Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your face!

I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? It’s like a disco party in a cave filled with creepers and chickens wearing top hats!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at midnight. It’s like watching a bunch of deranged pandas fight over a slice of pizza – pure chaos and pure entertainment!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again, baby!

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CountrysideCraft

countryside, landscapes, Adventure, Tranquil, Serene

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic country-side you’ve ever seen! We’ve got rolling hills, lush forests, and even a secret unicorn sanctuary hidden deep in the woods. Join our server and experience the beauty of virtual nature like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a top-secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of diamonds so big, you’ll need a wheelbarrow to carry them all.

So, if you’re looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of magic, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into? Join now and start your epic journey through the best country-side in Minecraft!

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MaxPressureCraft

military tensions, envoy, maximum pressure, nuclear deal, Conflict Resolution

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and, like, the most epic builds ever. like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was, like, terrorizing the land. and, like, we totally defeated it with our mad skills and teamwork.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all our treasure and, like, rare items. it’s, like, a maze down there, dude. you gotta be super smart to find your way around.

oh, and, like, did i mention we have flying pigs on this server? yeah, dude. you can ride them and, like, fly around the map. it’s totally insane.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing ever.

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ToiletCraft – Premium Potty Play

desirable, Fixtures, long-lasting, premium material, Elegant

lol u know what else is premium? our minecraft server, bro. we got all the stainless steel toilets u could ever dream of. but wait, there’s more. our server is so lit, the creepers are afraid to explode. we got diamond armor for days and the pigs ride around in lamborghinis. join us if u wanna experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand. come join the fun, u won’t regret it.

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Honest Craft World 1.20.3

candidness, trustworthy, UPFRONT, speaking truthfully, Communication

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling dragons and creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

Forget reality, this server is where dreams come true and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ExBlockDigits: No digits for exes!

break up, old house, Evacuations, Decision making, emotions

Are you tired of drama in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where exes can’t text you, boyfriends won’t get jealous, and houses don’t burn down (unless you accidentally set them on fire yourself, that is). Don’t let ego-driven breakups ruin your gaming experience – join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing on fire is your passion for building epic structures!

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CozyCraft SMP: Warmth in a Cold World

smp, family, Support, comfort, Understanding

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, you heard me right! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes? You got it. This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids.

And don’t even get me started on the community. We’ve got the friendliest bunch of players this side of the Nether. Need help building a giant statue of a potato? They’ll be there with their shovels and spuds in hand. Want to prank your best friend by filling their house with llamas? They’ll be there cheering you on.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

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LootCraftLotteryWonders

extravagant spending, extravagant purchase, dream purchase, quirky item, peculiar buy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a chance to win the lottery every time you log in! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so every player has a chance to strike it rich and buy all the weird things their heart desires. Want a pet unicorn that farts rainbows? Done. How about a mansion made entirely out of cheese? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Block Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are always up to no good. From stealing entire villages to pranking unsuspecting players with exploding sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just win the lottery and fulfill all your wildest dreams!

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