upandoinscritoscomhack – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

AgeCraft SMP: Body Wisdom
AgeCraft, Body, smp, wisdom
Yo yo yo, listen up all you cool cats and kittens! Are you a Minecraft fanatic looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, where the trees drop diamond blocks instead of wood, and where the only way to travel is by riding on the back of a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a haven for all you fabulous ladies in your 30s to 50s. Why, you ask? Because we’ve got all the insider info on what happens to our bodies as we age. Did you know that after a certain age, your inventory starts filling up with random items like expired potions and enchanted reading glasses? It’s true! And don’t even get me started on the secret potion recipes that can turn back the clock and make you feel like you’re in your 20s again.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might even discover the fountain of youth hidden in the depths of our pixelated world. See you there, my fellow gamers!

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CraftyGovDisasters
abuse of power, atrocities, Conspiracy, controversial, Corruption, cover up, CraftyGovDisasters, crimes, Dark History, government secrets, History, human rights violations, injustice, long-lasting impact, political misconduct, scandal, Unethical, US government, violation of rights, worst thing, wrongdoing
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of Area 51 hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that the US government is hiding alien technology and you can be the one to find it! But be warned, the government will stop at nothing to keep their secrets safe. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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EUkraineCraft
controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, eastern europe, EU accession, EUkraineCraft, European Council, european integration, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, international relations, nationalism, opposition, Orbán, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, veto
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that is, like, the bomb diggity. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.
once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. but here’s the catch, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with a top hat.
if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this? on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. and guess what? the llamas shoot laser beams out of their eyes. i’m not even kidding, it’s insane.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden village where all the villagers are actually trained ninjas? yeah, they’ll teach you their ninja ways and you’ll become a master of stealth and combat.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world bonkers, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Gamer’s Galaxy: Glioblastoma vs Gliomas
brain cancer, cancer types, clinical trials, comparative study, Galaxy, Gamers, Glioblastoma, glioblastoma multiforme, gliomas, low-grade gliomas, Medical research, Oncology Research, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, precision oncology, prognostic factors, radiation therapy, radiotherapy outcomes, survival rates, therapy effectiveness, treatment outcomes, tumor heterogeneity, tumor response, variability
so, like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy battle between glioblastoma multiforme and low-grade gliomas. like, these cancer types are dukin’ it out in the virtual world, and you gotta pick a side to join.
if you join Team Glioblastoma, you get super cool powers like shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes and summonin’ a giant brain to crush your enemies. but if you join Team Low-Grade Gliomas, you can control minds and make your foes do the chicken dance until they surrender.
plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure in the server that only the bravest players can find. it’s rumored to be a magical potion that grants you immortality in the game. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic Minecraft server and be part of the craziest battle ever? come on, dude, don’t miss out on the fun!

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Melio

Builder, Community, Coreprotect, districts, Drama-free, Environment, Explorer, Fabric, Features, java, Mature, Melio, Reset, rules, smp, Survival, technical player, trust-based, US, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Whitelist, World Map

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted survival server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land-claiming or chest locks, live world map, districts, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, optional voice chat
Location	US
Reset Date	21 February 2025

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Melio Minecraft server, you need to apply through our Discord server. Fill out the application form, which takes 5-10 minutes, and your application will be reviewed on the same day.

2. What sets Melio apart from other servers?

Melio is a mature, drama-free, and inclusive server with a strong community of players. We operate on a trust-based system, have no griefing or theft, and keep gameplay simple without features like warps or money plugins.

3. What can I expect from the gameplay on Melio?

Players on Melio can engage in various playstyles, including building, technical gameplay, exploring, and more. We welcome players from all backgrounds and aim to create a safe and inclusive environment for all.

4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow on the server?

While our rules list is brief, we expect all players to respect each other, avoid griefing and theft, and contribute positively to the community. We operate on a trust-based system, so mutual respect and cooperation are key.

5. Does Melio have any additional resources or information available?

Yes, along with our Discord server for applications, you can also visit our website and handbook at https://meliosmp.com for more information about the server, gameplay, and community.

Ethereal Realm Craft 1.21.1
1.21.1, Censorship, Craft, criminal behavior, criminal justice, dark web, Digital Ethics, disturbing content, Ethereal, ethical concerns, explicit content, Exploitation, graphic content, hidden content, illegal activities, internet censorship, internet regulations, online privacy, online safety, real rape clips, Realm, sexual assault, taboo, violence
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s as hard to find as real rape clips on the internet! We’ve got murders, executions, gore, and all kinds of crazy shit happening in our world. Explore the dark web of Minecraft and uncover the mysteries that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the outrageous reasons to join our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

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Cl*tQuest Minecraft Server
acceptance, Apology, Boundaries, CltQuest, Communication, Confrontation, Curiosity, discomfort, discrimination, education, Empathy, Gender Identity, Inappropriate Behavior, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social etiquette, Transgender, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any rude interrogations about your personal life!
Join us and leave behind the Jane’s of the world who think it’s okay to ask about your private parts. On our server, we only care about how big your virtual castle is, not your cl*t size! So come on over and let’s build a world where respect and decency reign supreme. No more awkward bathroom confrontations, just pure Minecraft fun!

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HolyHangryMomma
Anemia, Communication Issues, devotion, eating disorder, emotional boundaries, emotional distress, extreme fasting, FAITH, family dynamics, Family Support, health concerns, HolyHangryMomma, hospitalization, mental health, parental concerns, physical health, PRAYER, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious fasting, religious practices
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s fasting schedule? Look no further! Our server is so extreme, you’ll feel like you’re fasting for 50 days straight just trying to survive in our crazy world.
Join us and experience the thrill of skipping meals in-game while your character’s health takes a serious hit, just like your mom’s. We promise you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you try to protect your virtual family by fasting and praying in the game.
But be warned, our server is so intense that you might start questioning your own beliefs. Will you be able to resist the temptation to skip breakfast in real life after playing on our server? Only time will tell.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing more extreme than the gameplay is your mom’s devotion to fasting. And remember, God isn’t telling you to starve yourself in the game – He’s just listening to your prayers anytime, even if you’re eating a virtual feast.

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InsultCraft SMP: Global Roasts
Cultural differences, diverse insults, ethnic insults, foreign insults, Global, global insults, insult customs, insult expressions, insult meanings, insult traditions, insult translations, insult variations, InsultCraft, international insults, language insults, linguistic diversity, native language, People of the world, regional insults, Roasts, smp, traditional insults, typical insult, unique insult
Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have diamonds for days, and our villagers are so rich they wipe their butts with emeralds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who spit on anyone who dares to grief. And our admin? Let’s just say he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky chaos. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

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CraftyNet Disconnected – What Now?
browsing, Communication, Connection, CraftyNet, Digital, disappeared, disconnect, disconnected, Do, first thing, INFORMATION, internet, Month, Network, OFFLINE, ONLINE, reconnect, social media, Technology, virtual, web, world
If the internet disappeared for a month, you’d be lost without your daily dose of cat videos and memes, right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and virtual shenanigans that will make you forget all about the real world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to control time itself. Imagine all the possibilities – you could go back in time and prevent yourself from ever building that ugly dirt hut, or fast forward to the future where you’re the ruler of a majestic castle made entirely out of obsidian.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic journey of your pixelated life. Who needs the internet when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

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