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Sea gate hate thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your hard drive dying on you every three years like clockwork? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, even our hard drives have unlimited lives! Join us and never worry about losing your precious data again – unless a creeper blows it up, of course. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on ancient hard drive burial grounds, giving your data extra protection against any digital demons that may try to corrupt it. So come join us and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Love Gym Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	3357
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find love in the gym! That’s right, our virtual gym is the perfect place to work on your gains and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a protein shake? Join now and see if you can squat your way into someone’s heart!

First Defensive Operation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Animals Bred:	107
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mines Excavated:	4317	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Our first defensive operation was a total success, thanks to our elite team of players who took down the enemy with ease. Turns out, the Germans sent a mixed force of reconnaissance units and convicts supervised by Feldgendarmerie – talk about a wild mix! It was like shooting turkeys in a barrel, but don’t worry, we promise our battles are a lot more challenging than that. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows, you might even come across some convicts trying to take over the server – but don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

🎨ReallyWorld🎨 Minecraft server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

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Miko’s No Attack Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Miko and Cover. Miko, the almighty ruler of this server, once warned all players not to attack Cover, a seemingly harmless sheep wandering around. But of course, someone didn’t listen and all hell broke loose! Cover turned out to be a secret boss in disguise, unleashing a horde of angry sheep minions to seek revenge on the disobedient player. It was a battle of epic proportions, with explosions, flying sheep, and lots of confusion. So if you want to experience the thrill of unpredictable events like this, join our server now and see what other wacky adventures await you! Just remember, don’t mess with Cover.

SlopCraft – Minecraft SMP: AI Slop and Image Generation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	3725	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have a special Horny Genie Edition for all you naughty players out there! Join us for a fapping-focused adventure like no other, where you can plap to AI perfection with our advanced AI technology.

Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – all coming together for some wild and crazy fun. No limits here, just make sure to follow the site rules and use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Join our server and dive into a world of AI slop like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical genie who grants your wildest wishes (wink wink).

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our Minecraft SMP server and let the insanity begin. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you in our Horny Genie Edition world!

Crafty Canine Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you ready to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure? Join our server and create your own character with a default appearance that will make all the other players jealous. Choose from being a MaleShep, Earthborn, War Hero, or Soldier – each with their own unique abilities and skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can defeat. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero in your own Minecraft story. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Dragon slayer!

Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Crafty Dixie Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unexpected plot twists since a soap opera on steroids! 🎭 Join us and become the first player to be elected president of our virtual world since the Great Creeper War! 🇺🇸 But watch out, because just like in real life, alliances can shift faster than a pig running from a zombie horde! 🐷🧟‍♂️

And get this, our server is so crazy that you might just find yourself handing over control of your diamond empire to a group of sneaky villagers! 🤯 Who needs power when you can have a bunch of tiny, trading maniacs calling the shots? 💎👹 So come on down and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! 🎢 Just remember, in this world, anything can happen…even if it’s totally bonkers! 🤪🌈

Boomer Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of being a rentoid like this poor Amerimutt boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual currency, you’ll forget about your real-life financial struggles. With our insane in-game economy, you’ll be able to buy a virtual mansion in no time and retire in style. Who needs a retirement account when you have diamond blocks, am I right? So come join us and start living the virtual high life today!