up your butt – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Ethereal Sky Realms 1.20.6
1.20.6, BE, be up your butt, be up your butt bro, be up your butt bro homo, Bro, butt, Ethereal, homo, I’ll be up your butt, I’ll be up your butt bro, I’ll be up your butt bro homo, I’ll be up your butt homo, Realms, SKY, up, up your butt, up your butt bro, up your butt bro homo, your butt, your butt bro
Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled universe where unicorns fart glitter and creepers wear tutus.
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until you pee your pants.
We’ve got custom mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and mini-games that will make you scream “I’ll be up your butt bro, homo” in the chat.
So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?

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SoulSwipe
Balanced Economy, custom generated map, Custommap, Customterrain, Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Minecraft, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, Server, smp, Smpvp, SoulSwipe, Survival
Welcome to SoulSwipe Lifesteal!
A new take on your average lifesteal server…Play on a custom generated overworld map, with featurescreated and added for your benefit such as a Balanced Economyand Quality of life plugins.
Discord:Click here
play.soulswipe.net

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The Slapstuck SMP: Where Java, Bedrock, and chaos collide in 1.20.4! No slapstick, just fun!

1.20.4, Announcements, bedrock, BONUS, channel, Chaos, Claims, collide, Discord, District, Dynmap, Fun, hermit craft, home, Ip:, java, Join, Map, mod, ONLINE, Qol, shopping, slapstick, Slapstuck, smp, stay up to date, Tpa, Vanilla, voice chat, Website, world gen

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java
Mods/Plugins	Terralith world gen mod, /home, /tpa, tree cutting datapack, claims, etc.
Additional Features	Voice chat, dynmap, Discord integration

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	About 10-15 players regularly, from different time zones.
Do I need to have any specific mods installed to join?	No, most mods/plugins are server-side.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, check with server admins or rules.
Can I join with my friends together?	Yes, you can invite friends to join the server.
How can I connect to the server?	For Java, use: play.slapstuck.net \| For Bedrock, visit: https://slapstuck.net

Join our Discord server for more information and updates: https://discord.gg/K8sCPb45Sg

Pixel Pinnacle Minecraft Server
advancement, comparison, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk genre, Excellence, future advancements, futuristic, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, MODERN, pinnacle, PIXEL, Popular, Potential, Server, storytelling, Technology, trend, video games, vidyas
Are you tired of boring mainstream video games that just can’t compare to the epicness of CyberPunk? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The other players were so impressed that they all started a chicken-pig army and conquered the entire server. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out quests. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs mainstream modern vidyas when you have us?

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PixelmonPals Minecraft Server
aoki, battle, Challenges, chapter, character growth, friendship, Liko, Mentorship, Minecraft, PixelmonPals, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, practical application tests, Roy Dot, second half, Server, skills development, struggling eatery, teamwork, Terastal Debut, test preparation, trainees, Training
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can battle against Aoki in a virtual showdown! But that’s not all, before you face off against Aoki, you must first help out at a struggling eatery in the virtual world. Who knew saving a virtual restaurant could be so thrilling?
Join us for outrageous adventures, insane battles, and hilarious moments as you navigate through the Terastal Debut chapter. Will you emerge victorious against Aoki? Will you be able to save the eatery from virtual bankruptcy? The only way to find out is by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

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CookingCraft Minecraft Server
AITAH, Asshole, bolognese, bonkers, Chef, cleaners, Cook, CookingCraft, Cottage pie, food shopping, friend’s family, Help, homecooked, Hospital, insult, kitchen, massive weekend, Minecraft, normal service, not cooking meals, Plans, repertoire, Server, SpagBol, Sparrows, surprised, Visiting, wedding breakfast
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most seasoned chefs can’t handle the heat in the kitchen! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and kitchen calamities.
Imagine logging on to our server and finding your friend attempting to cook a gourmet meal for their sick mom, only to create a disaster that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. From measly portions of bolognese to cottage pies fit for sparrows, the kitchen is always a battlefield on our server.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our on-call cooks ready to swoop in and save the day. Just like in real life, sometimes you just need to call in the professionals to clean up the mess and whip up a masterpiece in under an hour.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a kitchen nightmare and still come out on top as the hero? Don’t be afraid to stir the pot and show off your cooking skills, just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with it.
Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our culinary Minecraft world!

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ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA
attention seeking, Boundaries, brain injury, co parenting, Communication, custody, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional manipulation, estranged relationship, ex husband, ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA, family dynamics, Guilt, impact on child, legal issues, long distance parenting, medical information, parenting, privacy concerns, terminal illness
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.
Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?
Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

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SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server
Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.
Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.
Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?
So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

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CraftingLoveGone
BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage
When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

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ParisOlympicsSecure
athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat
OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

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SpermBankCraft
awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!
Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

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