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Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3038	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	118	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Crops Grown:	8677	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mines Excavated:	1987	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!