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Several Tries Minecraft SMP

Boring, dull, gameplay, lackluster, Minecraft, monotonous, Repetitive, smp, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, unchanging, unengaging, unenjoyable, Uneventful, unexciting, unfulfilling, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, unvaried, unvarying

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).

So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).

OverItMinecraftSMP

bored, boring porn, dull, lackluster, lifeline gone, monotonous, over it, OverItMinecraftSMP, Repetitive, Tiresome, unappealing, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unfulfilling, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, unvarying

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5467

Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, adult witches, Adventure, animation, Anime, comedy, Entertainment, fanservice, FANTASY, Girls, IDOLS, japanese, Kino, Land, Magical Girls, PIXEL, Precure, romance, series, Sexy, Supernatural, television

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Emeralds Found:	3867
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. We got adult witches and idols giving out some spicy “fanservice” – it’s like a freakin’ anime come to life, man! And guess what? Kino is on the menu, like what even is that? But who cares, it sounds lit AF! So, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever. Your brain might explode, but hey, it’s worth it for the wild ride, right?

NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, aita, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

PetriObsessedMC SMP

aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Votes:	9902
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Farms Harvested:	881	Towns Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3105	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MILposterNOPECraft

artwork, artwork display, British, Canadian, disagreement, expensive, Framed, gift, Hanging, hurt feelings, large poster, local artist prints, Memory, MILposterNOPECraft, mother-in-law, practical, Presents, refusing, Rent, SIZE, strained relationship

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital boundaries, digital footprint, family, Friends, internet safety, online presence, online privacy, online sharing, personal accounts, personal information, privacy, reddit, RedditShare4MinecraftSMP, relationships, sharing habits, social media, social-networking, Trust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Votes:	7813	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8915
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2819	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

ableism, blocktopia, classism, commonly accepted, Corruption, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, environmental destruction, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, mental health stigma, messed up, norm, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).