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CraftyCancerJokesLOL

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	198
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	90	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Emeralds Found:	3502	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Star Shards Collected:	94
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!