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Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

BlockyWarfare – Minecraft Server

Anon, black ops 6, BlockyWarfare, blog posts, call of duty, Camo Tracker, COD, Gameplay Trailer, Gun-Fu(n) Guide, Gunsmith, Meta, Minecraft, patch notes, raven software, season 1, Server, Tactical Maps, Trello Boards, truegamedata, Updates, warzone, Weapon Builds

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive gameplay and intense battles in the Citadelle des Morts! Watch out for zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you navigate through the treacherous terrain.

Our Season 1 Patch Notes are so epic, they’ll make you question reality. With updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Black Ops 6 / Warzone Trello Boards where you can suggest new features like a diamond sword that shoots lasers. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on our Weapon Builds section where you can create a sword made out of cheese or a bow that shoots flaming arrows. The only limit is your imagination!

And if you’re feeling competitive, check out our Black Ops 6 Camo Tracker to see who has the most stylish armor in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Polish Culture Moment Minecraft SMP

art, cultural events, cultural experiences, cultural heritage, cultural moments, culture, culture moment, European culture, History, Minecraft, moment, Poland, Polish, Polish art, polish cuisine, polish culture, Polish heritage, Polish history, Polish language, Polish music, Polish traditions, smp, Traditions

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a crazy ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you can build, mine, and prank to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who would peck anyone who dared to approach. But this brave player outsmarted the chickens and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles, where players face off in epic duels to prove who is the ultimate warrior. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our secret underground society of builders who create mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

LOL Cows Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, attractiveness, bald, Cows, decay, Entropy, generation, hair care, hair truthers, hairstyle, life saving, Locks, lol, lolcow life, lolcows, Minecraft, Peace, raw milk truthers, sensory assault, Server, social norms, society, Struggle, truthers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Love Letters Sent:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1624	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only social norm is to have the craziest hair possible! We believe in embracing the chaos and letting your locks run wild.

Imagine a world where hair truthers roam free, spreading the gospel of natural beauty. No more combing through your hair, just let it be as nature intended.

We even have a special bald avatar option for those who dare to defy the norms and rock the shiny look. But beware, baldness may make you even more attractive than you already are (if that’s even possible).

Our server is a safe haven for those tired of spending hours getting their hair done. Just choose a hairstyle that looks good for a week and leave it be until you absolutely have to change it.

Life is a battle against entropy and decay, but on our server, you can find peace within the chaos. Embrace your inner lolcow and join us in the fight against societal norms. Who knew Minecraft could be so hair-raisingly fun?

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	102
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to meet adorable Flip Loli wives! These rare and elusive creatures are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for building extravagant treehouses. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by such fashionable and creative companions? Plus, rumor has it that they make the best pumpkin pie in all of Minecraftia. So come join us and maybe you’ll find your own Flip Loli wife to call your own!

Anime Avoiders Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old mechas that look like they were designed by a blind monkey? Do you want to experience a world where mechas actually look cool and don’t turn into a pixelated mess when they start moving? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a mecha-tastic adventure inspired by the epic visuals and designs of Aldnoah Zero. Our mechas are so sleek and stylish, you’ll be turning heads wherever you go in the game. And don’t even get us started on the music – it’s so good, you’ll be grooving to it while you mine for diamonds.

So why waste your time on other servers with subpar mechas and boring landscapes? Come join us for the ultimate mecha experience that will have you saying “CGI who?” in no time. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game!

The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

alienation, banned, buckbroken, clown world, CREW, grill hamburgers, hippies, malaise, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Oppression, PARASITE, propagate ideas, race mixing, reagan, rejection, sign, sign tapping, smp, social cachet, taboo, tapping, thatcher, weakened host, Zeitgeist, ZOG

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.

Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	559	Mines Excavated:	1074
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2597
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3329

2nd anniversary, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 5, Developer’s Note, Electric nikkes, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kolsalamin, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Minecraft, Missilis, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, nikkeonsatellite, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, September 2024, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Votes:	7961	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

🤪 Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🤩

Join us for a wild ride filled with hot electric nikkes that will blow your mind! 🔥⚡️ Don’t miss out on the action-packed gameplay and crazy events that will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts. 😂

Download the game now on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other! 🌟 But beware, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back! 🚀

From Ice Dragon Sagas to Co-op missions and Solo Raids, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🐉💥 And with special recruits like Maiden: Ice Rose and Ludmilla: Winter Owner, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for glory! 💪

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Costume Passes that will make you stand out from the crowd and codes that will unlock exclusive rewards! 🎉

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there! 🤪✨ Remember, on our server, the fun never stops! 🎮💥 #StayTactical #NikkeOnSatellite #Unbreakable 😜🚀

Forever Alone Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ores Mined:	5941	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Emeralds Found:	6842	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of spending your days alone in Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this! Why settle for a real-life relationship when you can have a virtual one with a pixelated princess who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.