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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5221 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 128 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 754201 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour on a bed of lava! Will you be able to out-jump him and claim the coveted title of Parkour King?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays enchanted golden eggs! Join us if you dare, and see if you can catch a glimpse of this spectral poultry in action.
So why did it flop, you ask? It’s simple – because it was too wild, too crazy, and too hilarious for the average player to handle. But if you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll be in for the adventure of a lifetime!
