Our server is like a family trip gone wrong, with more drama than an episode of Real Housewives. Just like the OP’s son and his fiancée, you never know who might suddenly change their mind about letting you join in on the fun.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual couches and bunk beds for you to crash on if things get too heated. And if you ever feel like you’re being excluded, just book a virtual hotel room 15 blocks away and let the drama unfold.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family vacation with 30 people, join us now! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome.
And let me tell you about our annual PvP tournament. Last year, it was epic. We had players riding pigs into battle, throwing potions of invisibility left and right, and one guy even tried to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). But hey, at least we all got a good laugh out of it.
So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
build your own refugee camp or team up with the locals to fight off the invaders! who will come out on top in this epic battle for survival?!
join now for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
our server is so lit that even AI enabled wearable cameras are detecting clinical medication errors while u play! like, how insane is that?? u never know what kind of wacky adventures u might stumble upon in our world.
so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s have a blast together!! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #crazycameras #medicationerrorsdetected
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi Vanilla SMP |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Game Mode | Hard Survival |
| Features | Raiding & PVP friendly, Head drops enabled |
| Server Details | |
|---|---|
| Server I.P. | melonsurvival.minecraft.best |
| Discord | discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE |
A: The server is a Semi Vanilla SMP server with hard survival mode.
A: The server is raiding and PVP friendly with head drops enabled.
A: The only disabled feature is Phantoms. Everything else is enabled.
A: No, hacks and griefing are not allowed. Owners and Admins are also not permitted to raid.
A: You can use /sethome instead of beds to save your location. Players have 2 homes by default.
A: You can use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from /spawn. We recommend building outside of this range to avoid easy raids.
A: The world border is set to 100k.
Join us if you want to experience the linguistic rollercoaster of Slavic languages that sound like castrated versions of Russian. We drop entire syllables like they’re hot potatoes and deform words like it’s nobody’s business.
Forget the boring servers, come to ours where we say ‘kotoryj’ while Poles are out here saying ‘ktory’. It’s a cultural and linguistic journey that’ll have you questioning reality faster than you can say ‘schastije’. Don’t miss out, join now!
Join us for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience where anything goes – just like your boyfriend’s questionable habits. Build, mine, and explore with fellow players who aren’t afraid to get a little dirty (literally).
Forget about washing sheets, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cleaning up is the competition. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are just as unforgettable as those mysterious stains on your bed.
Join us for epic adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived because we had enchanted diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!