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The Sleepy Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, virtual battlefield mayhem, and even a program to help Kai (whoever that is).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies, resources and useful links to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t forget about the Mystery of Arpeggio Fault – who knows what kind of craziness awaits you there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!

PxGames MC

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games Skyblock Creative Factions Prison Minigames Economy Roleplay PvP Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Adventure Magic Zombies Dragons Sci-fi Medieval

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

A Minecraft server with 5 different game modes We have: – Survival – Parkour Civilisation – Pixelgens (not out yet for probably like 1 / 2 weeks, sorry) – Lifesteal – Dupesteal

I created many of the plugins myself, and each game mode is a different server

pxgames-mc.com

MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio #73

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Potions Brewed:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to win a virtual trophy at the TRUE Game Awards editionTGA 2024 stream! We’ve got more players than you can count, with ReFantazio peaking at a whopping 85k concurrent players on Steam!

But that’s not all – our server has surpassed 1 million sales on launch day! And guess what? It’s available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry). Need resources and useful links? We’ve got ’em all right here: https://rentry.co/MetaphorRefantaziovg

And don’t forget to check out our Metaphor Digital Artbook and Special Soundtrack – they’ll blow your mind! Plus, with our MetaphorFix, you’ll get proper ultrawide support and other cool things you never knew you needed.

But the real question is: how should you build your MC (Minecraft character)? Well, the common consensus is a hybrid STR/MAG/AGI build is best, but realistically, anything works! You won’t brick yourself, even on Hard or Regicide difficulty.

As for team comp, just do whatever you like the most – it’ll work on any difficulty! And don’t worry about managing your time – there’s more than enough in the game to 100% it. And when it comes to royal virtues, prioritize eloquence and tolerance, and avoid courage boosts at all costs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unleash your inner royal slash master! But remember, PLEASE MARK SPOILERS – we take our virtual trophies very seriously here.

Mathematical Programming Minecraft SMP

algebraic manipulation, computational mathematics, computational tools, equation computation, free, general equation, mathematical, mathematical algorithms, mathematical computation, mathematical expressions, mathematical functions, mathematical libraries, mathematical modeling, mathematical programming, mathematical software, Minecraft, numerical analysis, open source, programming, Programming Languages, smp, symbolic computation, WolframAlpha alternative

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of boring old math equations? Want to spice up your calculations with a little Minecraft magic? Join our wacky SMP where we solve equations like pros! Need to figure out (a+b)^2 without breaking a sweat? No problem! Our resident redstone wizards will have you shouting “Eureka!” in no time. Plus, we’ve got a secret potion that turns numbers into dancing pigs. Don’t believe us? Join now and see for yourself!

Vitality Lifesteal

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP Multiplayer Strategy Combat Alliance Rogue Economy Challenges Legacy Skills Adrenaline High-stakes Survive Adventure Survivalist Warrior Strongest Cunning Dynamic Player-driven, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server, where survival and strategy combine for an unparalleled multiplayer experience! In this unique PvP-oriented world, every heart counts. Defeat other players in combat to steal their hearts and increase your own health pool, giving you an edge in battle. But beware—losing hearts brings you closer to elimination.

Form alliances to strengthen your position, or go rogue and trust no one. Explore a dynamic, player-driven economy, take on thrilling challenges, and build your legacy in a world where only the strongest and most cunning survive. Whether you’re a seasoned PvP warrior or a survivalist looking for your next adventure, our lifesteal server offers endless opportunities to prove your skills.

Dive in today and experience the adrenaline of high-stakes survival!

neovitality.minehut.gg

Clarys Server

Adventure, Battles, Clarys Server, Community, Creative Builds, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Knights, Merchants, Minecraft, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Trading, wizards

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	90
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to Clary’s Server—the ultimate Minecraft server for adventure and roleplay! Explore diverse realms, embark on epic quests, and take on unique roles like knights, merchants, or wizards. Join friends for battles, trading, and creative builds. With regular events and a friendly community, every day is a new adventure!

claryserver.mcpro.io

VangardianCraft Minecraft server

Community, gameplay, Industrial mods, industrialization, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mods, Political server, Server, State-building, team play, team-focused, telegram channel, travel, travel mods, VangardianCraft, Vanilla Gameplay, vk, Weapon mods, weapons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Emeralds Found:	525	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

VangardianCraft – Political server for minecraft, in which you must build and strengthen your state. The server is aimed at team play. To increase interest, there are mods on the server. The server contains mods for industrialization, travel, weapons and aimed at improving the vanilla gameplay. We will be glad to see you on our server!

Our telegram channel: https://t.me/VangardianCraft Our VK: https://vk.com/vangardiancommunity

62.122.215.108

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

Alien, alien abductions, alien encounters, alien sightings, alien technology, aliens, ancient aliens, area 51, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial beings, extraterrestrial life, government cover-ups, interstellar travel, Invasion, Minecraft, outer space, Paranormal phenomena, Roswell incident, science fiction, Server, space exploration, ufos, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	187	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Well, if you do, then you’re gonna love our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic aliens who have chosen Minecraft as their preferred method of communication with us puny humans. They’ve built some crazy out-of-this-world structures that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right. Candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and walking on streets paved with chocolate – it’s a sugar rush like no other!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns on the server and grants wishes to lucky players. Want a diamond sword with infinite power? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where your imagination takes you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a friendly alien or two along the way!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Votes:	9821	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on Minewind where the only fans we care about are the ones keeping us cool in the Nether!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who only exploded in confetti! True story.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you have carrots, right?). And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a lit TNT block like it’s a hot potato (spoiler alert: it explodes).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Minewind for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only fans you need are the ones blowing up your enemies!

Galactic Gundam Minecraft Server

(PILOT), action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Cute girls, futuristic, Galactic, giant robots, grand new era, gundam, japanese animation, Mecha, Minecraft, mobile suits, power, Robots, science fiction, Server, Space, Technology, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	New Chunks Explored:	422533
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Gundam has learned to harness the power of cute girls! That’s right, you can now battle it out with adorable anime girls by your side, wielding powerful weapons and casting magical spells.

Join us on this grand new era where the skies are filled with flying lolis and the mountains are guarded by kawaii warriors. Build your own empire and recruit an army of waifus to conquer the land. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of cute girls on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve fought alongside a team of magical girls, you’ll never want to go back to plain old mining again!